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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 13

    Gina Haspel Recalls Having To Torture More Prisoners Than Male Colleagues To Prove Herself https://trib.al/PrYRi12 pic.twitter.com/uG96M2UDtD

    12:38 PM - 13 Mar 2018
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    126 replies 3,487 retweets 8,442 likes
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      2. Black Girl Reviews‏ @MovieBuffChick1 Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When The Onion is no longer satire...........

        1 reply 5 retweets 82 likes
      3. Black Girl Reviews‏ @MovieBuffChick1 Mar 13
        Replying to @MovieBuffChick1 @TheOnion

        I mean... I know this is known that's it's hard to tell the difference anymore. But it's getting even harder.

        1 reply 1 retweet 37 likes
      4. Mellen‏ @dottiechauncy Mar 13
        Replying to @MovieBuffChick1 @TheOnion

        "Poe's Law" is no longer just an operational explanation. WELCOME to Poe's World.

        0 replies 4 retweets 20 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Angus MacBadger‏ @Anus_MacBadger Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There are two ways to read this headline...

        3 replies 2 retweets 36 likes
      3. Progressive, Angry, and Pregnant 🐦 🌹‏ @sportgirlwillis Mar 13
        Replying to @Anus_MacBadger @TheOnion

        Both are not wrong...

        0 replies 2 retweets 28 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. llarks  🌹‏ @llarks Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @jeremyscahill

        She proved herself alright! She proved herself to be a war criminal and viper in the grass.

        0 replies 2 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Professor Flossy‏ @ProfessorFlossy Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She smashed the glass ceiling over their heads

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      1.  🎃 🦇 SnapnHiss  🦇 🎃‏ @snapnhiss Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @ColMorrisDavis

        Jesus, that looked like a real headline for a minute. Totally believable.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Ozzie‏ @Jurj_Clooners Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And she only got paid 75% of what her male torturer counterparts made

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. Debbie‏ @Debbie64277464 Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @hesanihilist

        Shouldn’t she be locked up or at least out of the public eye. Oh that’s right Trump’s ok with torture.

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Leslie Kofoed‏ @LeslieKofoed Mar 14
        Replying to @Debbie64277464 @TheOnion @hesanihilist

        Hell no. She'll be on the Republican ticket with Condaleesa Rice as her running mate. This legitimates these criminals like Faux did for Oliver North. SMH 'til I'm dizzy.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Debbie‏ @Debbie64277464 Mar 14
        Replying to @LeslieKofoed @TheOnion @hesanihilist

        Please don’t ever say that again. Those two could be almost as bad as Trump. In some ways probably worse.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Leslie Kofoed‏ @LeslieKofoed Mar 14
        Replying to @Debbie64277464 @TheOnion @hesanihilist

        Stuff of nightmares. Shiver.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Tequilaa Bob‏ @TequilaaBob Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Alright boys mommy is back in town! #GinaHaspel #mommy #TORTUREDpic.twitter.com/KQyTl1XJPG

        1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
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      2. Boast Mode‏ @JordanaryBlue Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The onion is on fire today. Damn.

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
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      2. Jason Bournemouth‏ @EczemaBoy Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This might be my favourite commentary on Clinton feminism I've read in a long while.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Kris‏ @katu01 Mar 14
        Replying to @EczemaBoy @TheOnion

        The satisfaction of gender, race, religion, or the lack thereof should not be sufficient reason to abandon traditional measures determining qualities whose effects will outlast superficial identifiers

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Jason Bournemouth‏ @EczemaBoy Mar 14
        Replying to @katu01 @TheOnion

        Put more bluntly - don't take thousands of dollars from people you're supposed to be regulating and then demand every voter view you as comprehensively progressive.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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