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Hehehe lookie here
@TheOnion has the best coverage of this farce. Thank you@TheOnion, you do absurd in absurd timespic.twitter.com/r4E2Bj0SIY
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Can we have just one day that isn't a total shitshow?
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I need to get an actual alarm clock, then promise myself to not look at my phone until well after I already made it to work. Get an hour into the day before ruining it.pic.twitter.com/X0ytlOqYz4
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I heard it on the radio on the way in. Phone had nothing to do with it. And then NPR ran with it for the rest of the drive.
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Crap, I do listen to AM news radio on the way in as well.... I need to change some habits, this isn't healthy.
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I borrow audio books from the library and play them in the car. Much nicer than listening to the news.
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Onion strays dangerously close to non-irony here..
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Writing for The Onion these days must be like hitting cantaloupes with a baseball bat.
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Problem solved! All is well again in the garden.https://www.wsj.com/articles/trumps-personal-assistant-is-fired-1520945928 …
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now who's going to get Rex his coffee if Rex got fired?!
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Had to check and make sure this was really The Onion
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Looks like Russia really does run America now. Worryingly.
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Trump didn’t have the guts to fire Tillerson face to face,did the same thing to Comey this president is a spineless fake!
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