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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 13

    Rex Tillerson Blindsided By News He Still Worked For State Department https://trib.al/Hh9SfYx pic.twitter.com/EQ0g16Kzcg

    7:40 AM - 13 Mar 2018
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    • crashiesSs Viraj Patel Sal Campbell 🥀 OldCrow🔹🌽 SamWJr.👹 Bad-Past-Haver George Washington Ethan Postmaster General
    39 replies 1,529 retweets 6,355 likes
      1. Lexophile‏ @punwithwordz Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Haha!pic.twitter.com/F0NYI2xs4T

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      1. Mike‏ @MG_144_ Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

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      2. Rachel  ☂️‏ @rachelgeeksout Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's funny because it hurts...

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      3. Candi‏ @redshoe9 Mar 13
        Replying to @rachelgeeksout @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/OwZKA6ww1U

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      1. Back In St. Olaf...‏ @brevolve Mar 13
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      1. Apoyo‏ @BolD_Apoyo Mar 13
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        REPORT: Trump and Kim Jong Un Set to Twitter Talk By May

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      1. Hanna E‏ @lil__intro_vert Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tillerson's reaction when he heard the newspic.twitter.com/QY46Saddo9

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      2. Jerome Graves‏ @jeromegravesbm1 Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @JamieRJN

        He’s a Globalist and I’m surprised he lasted this long, because he was never part of MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Bitch Imma baby‏ @luchagato Mar 13
        Replying to @jeromegravesbm1 @TheOnion @JamieRJN

        "The best people..."

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      1. Diana Price‏ @ayankee4ever Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @pdomo

        Trump is too much of a coward to fire 🔥 someone in person. Just ask James Comey! (Firing in person only works if he is on camera 🎥 in front of an audience!)

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      1. Simon Bloke Collins‏ @SimonCollins74 Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Rex Tillerson Returns to Coaching Ragtag High School Football Team

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      1. Columbus Neon  🌐‏ @ColumbusNeon Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Every story about the #Trump White House has me checking if it's an Onion story

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      1. @SpiderHam‏ @djpossess Mar 13
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        This is why you guys are the best.

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      1. Jim Davidson 🇺🇸‏ @JimDPhoto Mar 13
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        You guys are quick.

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Mar 13
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      1. #AndTheNewNXTCiampion‏ @dbroncos78087 Mar 13
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        Run free Rex! Free as the wind blows!

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      1. Erin Nicole‏ @ErinJ34 Mar 13
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      2. Turnt Ferguson‏ @rogersterling14 Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @EsotericCD

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