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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 12

    Man Thinks Going To Vegas For Things Other Than Gambling Somehow Less Sad https://trib.al/zbmABXA pic.twitter.com/oKkWGNjHyr

    7:25 PM - 12 Mar 2018
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    • Tyler Marston Sarah Plain And Tall Sophie Babcock 🔤 🌼🌼 Jessica 🌼🌼 johnnykinsman David (T-Bone) Trojan Ryan Scareford Scary name here
    22 replies 198 retweets 1,512 likes
      1. Stången‏ @PhDSchroder Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man watches concert in Vegas, suddenly thinks gambling is a safer choice

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Michelle Milliken‏ @MichelleyM Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Whatever, seeing the Backstreet Boys is not sad," says area 30-something woman with "I <3 BSB" shirt

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      2. B‏ @GreatpainsXD Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Green screen

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      2. spock‏ @spock200 Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lawsuit from @tonyromo to follow

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      3. Johnny Overland‏ @johnny_overland Mar 13
        Replying to @spock200 @TheOnion @tonyromo

        Damn! lol.. obscure but I get it 😂

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      1. David Samardzija‏ @samardzija32 Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @bparchem602

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      1. bastard cookie‏ @PatrickB702 Mar 12
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        Hookers and blow is less sad?

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      1. Bland Coffin  👻‏ @blanddisplay Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My season tickets to the Amazing Jonathan is sad?

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      1. MACHINA_BOY‏ @machina_boy Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let's go to Vegas and do all the free shit.

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      1. D‏ @D30940459 Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He obviously is thinking about the cocaine and hoes.

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      1. Curtis‏ @CurtisIP1 Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Vegas?? He's obviously in New York.

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Mar 12
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        Buffet?pic.twitter.com/58qKBxMUB0

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Mar 12
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        It's probably his girlfriend/wife. Hey honey I'm going down to the Coffee shop for a few hours don't worry I'll bring you back your favourite. lol

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      1. 🅁.🅆.🄺.🅃.‏ @theonlymanhere Mar 12
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        Gonna find him dead from an Ambien overdose in the washroom of that Heart Attack Grill.

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      1. We Gonna Be Alright‏ @RobFromSac Mar 12
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        @RAIDERS

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      1. Matt (Pumpkin’s Dad)‏ @MattandPumpkin Mar 12
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        Why are you attacking me?

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      1. Desperately Mediocre‏ @dangblasted34 Mar 12
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        This guy has his priorities in order.

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