Following @TheOnion on Twitter Only Thing Keeping Me From Smashing Phone With Mallet and Going Off-grid Permanently
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Her kids or someone else’s?
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I took that class for a few years, I strongly recommend it!
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*white mom
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White mum. I know a guy who supplies quality mollies just in case spin cycle fails.
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Science is also keeping her at bay. Ever try driving a vehicle through sand and or wet sand into water. Better luck with a stationary bike.
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Ballsy.
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Whoah hold your horses might get in trouble for that tho
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She sounds mentally stable. Children would not be in danger around her after a bottle of wine and no spin class
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So she’s going to bike them into the oceans now? The sand is going to be a bitch.
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