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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 12

    CNN Panelists Warn North Korea Situation Way Too Complex For Them To Discuss Intelligently https://trib.al/rxDd78D pic.twitter.com/CIQj9kmDRG

    11:42 AM - 12 Mar 2018
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    • Tom Schroeder The Technician Texas Patriot Jake Parker Letsgetit Tim Schramm Dreg WeeWeed Shaana Rene RedPillBlueState
    49 replies 632 retweets 2,664 likes
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      2. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        STOP REPORTING REAL NEWS SMH

        1 reply 5 retweets 62 likes
      3. Patrick Lloyd‏ @CaptPatrick01 Mar 12
        Replying to @thatoneguy2440 @TheOnion

        #RealityIsStrangerThanFiction

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Luke‏ @Lookkuss Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bottom right: Kevin from the Officepic.twitter.com/uF1H67xu8H

        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      2. J. Dij  💰 🚀‏ @Merica702 Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion stop reporting real world events & news, go back to satire and comedy. 😜🤡🖖

        1 reply 1 retweet 19 likes
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      2. Cory Wells‏ @CoryFeldman2000 Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the only thing fake about this is that cnn would openly warn. otherwise it's spot on.

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
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      1.  🎃ĸaѕн = ѕpooĸy 🎃‏ @DeReybekill Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Research has linked this to excessive viewing of hit tv show and scientific information program ‘Rick and Morty’

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      1. ͏Julie‏ @julie_somebody Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You’re famous, @TheRickWilson!

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      2. Oreeeeeally‏ @clubodaddy May 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @partyofthepeopl

        That’s actually respectable. Everyone judging with certainty should take a step back and realize they don’t know everything.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. United We Stand‏ @partyofthepeopl May 19
        Replying to @clubodaddy @TheOnion

        If it were true, it would be very respectable but the Onion is a satirical publication who's mocking them for going on & on without knowing what they're talking about.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Oreeeeeally‏ @clubodaddy May 19
        Replying to @partyofthepeopl @TheOnion

        Lol thanks. I didn’t know. I’ve been getting all my news and basing my arguments in facts obtained from the Onion, Politico, CNN, MSNBC, etc. < sarcasm

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. AprilFoolsRebel‏ @AprilFoolsRebel Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why is Kevin from The Office in the bottom right? ;)

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      2. jgear‏ @appfanforever Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Anything is way too complex for @cnn To comment intelligently

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. ThemaKhaldun‏ @Amplify246 Mar 12
        Replying to @appfanforever @TheOnion @CNN

        Translation: I had absolutely no problem with them until my Lord and Master Cheeto Jesus told us they were fake news.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Montana Ranger  🇺🇸‏ @RangerTrikk Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is REAL NEWS!

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Mar 12
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        Yep! No wander Trump thinks he’s 'a very stable genius".

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      1. LindaR ❌‏ @LindaRoyer1 May 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @PoliticalShort

        True

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