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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 12

    CDC Rolls Out Fleet Of Narcan Biplanes To Fumigate Opioid-Ravaged Small Towns https://trib.al/3aXTSlv pic.twitter.com/cgoKtYkTo4

    11:11 AM - 12 Mar 2018
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      1. Filthy Shambling Hippie Hungry For Brains‏ @droctopu5 Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is somehow less weird than arming teachers.

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      1. Michael Rupert‏ @iztraveln Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Do you have any idea of the street value of this town now? JACKPOTpic.twitter.com/asx8D1KCrr

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      1. boringfileclerk‏ @boringfileclerk Mar 12
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        You know, that just might actually work in real life.

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      1. Bonnie Stacy‏ @bonzoid Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh Jesus don’t give them ideas!

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      1. courtney adrian‏ @courtney_adrian Mar 12
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        Oof too sad to laugh

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      1. Steph100‏ @stephersdouglas Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        maybe all vaccines should be done this way too!

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      1. Alibi‏ @Givemeanalibi Mar 12
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        How about NRA addicted pols?

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      2. Wayne Moyer‏ @wmoyer650 Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The mosquito population has dropped like a rock as well. Who would have guessed.

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      1. James A. Davis‏ @firedrake1954 Mar 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        HAHAHAHAHAHA! Bring 'em to Kentucky!

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      1. Lydia Bransten‏ @LydiaBransten Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop it !

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      1. Nate‏ @ammadien Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow. Aersolized narcan. It’ll be great for rural communities. I’ll never stop being impressed by science.

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      1. Greg Amey‏ @spinfreezone Mar 12
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        That'll wake them up! 😂

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Mar 12
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        Errol Morris will make a short film about it.

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      1. Marykatherinen2‏ @Marykatherinen1 Mar 12
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        Please don't miss my hospital. Just aim for the ER.

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      1. Brian Milligan‏ @BrianMilligan5 Mar 12
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        #junkienation

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Definite transport cost savings. Buy from big pharma in bulk. Summertime best as clothing optional. Quicker OD as skin surface area larger.

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      1. Ellen Freyta‏ @EllenFreyta Mar 12
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        U serious about aheart attack?pic.twitter.com/kRKsOOUELT

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      1. William Bock‏ @villhelmbock Mar 12
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        Careful,the Trump administration might see this and actually think it’s a real idea.

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