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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 12

    Betsy DeVos Argues Issue Of Guns In Schools Should Be Fully Left Up To Individual Shooters https://trib.al/XAPaFOQ pic.twitter.com/BCvzNhUBqq

    10:40 AM - 12 Mar 2018
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 12

        .@BetsyDeVosED: "It’s not the role of the federal government to step in and dictate whether firearms in the classroom are the right choice for any one specific shooter." https://trib.al/dalVd5W pic.twitter.com/rGrffLkwKp

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      2. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/YwQys1QPjb

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      2. Zelda's bangs in the new Smash‏ @karumbee Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know we're fucked up when I genuinely thought this was a real headline for a second

        2 replies 0 retweets 44 likes
      3. Chris Daigle‏ @EagleWheelBike Mar 12
        Replying to @karumbee @TheOnion

        The only problem is the (overall) reality of DeVos is worse than this made up headline.

        0 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
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      2. Ronda Taylor‏ @RondaTango Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is sadly funny because it rings of truth.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Tom Cairns‏ @Bohemian_Monkey Mar 12
        Replying to @RondaTango @TheOnion

        Yes, the onion rings of truth.

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      4. Ronda Taylor‏ @RondaTango Mar 12
        Replying to @Bohemian_Monkey @TheOnion

        Onion rings...ha, ha, ha.

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      1. Marie‏ @spaceanimal19 Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When asked why she hasn't set foot in one of Michigan's failing schools @BetsyDeVos replied "Detroit is scary!! I was afraid of getting shot!!"

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      2. Jody LaCoss‏ @JodylacossJody Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Betsy is her own Onion piece. No help needed.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Scott Wilson‏ @RScottWilson Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's literally the Republican Party's position. The Onion nails it as usual.

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      2. Armymechanic‏ @woodenbee Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That woman is just beyond description, thank God she's so stunningly ineffective, her ideology is devoid of reason or substance, the super rich are utterly unfit for anything else apparently

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Armymechanic‏ @woodenbee Mar 12
        Replying to @woodenbee @TheOnion

        She just admitted she's never visited one of the so called failing schools she's so desperate to continue underfunding

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Kieran Devane‏ @Kman53 Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maxine Waters has introduced legislation that would make school shootings illegal.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Melon Rusk‏ @RyanHupp Mar 12
        Replying to @Kman53 @TheOnion

        dont quit ur day job Kevin

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      1. Kristina Higgins‏ @khiggins434 Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is the current gun policy in many places.

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      1. thewolverpooh‏ @badw0lf1 Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        More like"Betsy DeVoid". Devoid of logic, devoid of reason, devoid of common sense.

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      1. Scott Smith‏ @Sir_Lanzolot Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And bears

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