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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 11

    Detective Refuses To Pry Into Circumstances Of Murder Out Of Respect For Deceased https://trib.al/NY1bpfk pic.twitter.com/OX2DEUQB6t

    9:32 AM - 11 Mar 2018
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      2. J Scott Erickson‏ @jsericks Mar 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Much too early to talk about the cause of death while the family is still grieving”

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Sebastian Peitsch‏ @SPeitsch Mar 11
        Replying to @jsericks @TheOnion

        "I know you want to know why I'm holding a revolver, Detective, but I'm grieving. This is not the time to talk about motive"

        0 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
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      1. Jim Dollar‏ @JimDollar Mar 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @maggieNYT

        And, besides that, it isn’t the right time to ask questions so soon after a murder has been committed. One should wait years for the air to clear.

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      1. Cheydinal‏ @Cheleykva Mar 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Now is not the time to investigate what caused this tragedy"

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      1. 1ps‏ @tweet1hz Mar 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #ThoughtsAndPrayers

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      1. Dent‏ @dante_gargiulo Mar 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @sambwilcox

        Finally someone with a little common sense

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      1. Steven Searls‏ @StevenDBT Mar 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sadly this is all too true. Months after #ShawnLucas served DNC Lawssuit complaint death, DC Medical Examiner released info claiming overdose of atypical combo "fentanyl, cyclobenzaprine (muscle relaxer), and mitragynine (Kratom)." He had no history of drug abuse. @JaredBeckpic.twitter.com/ffr4WKHxYz

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      1. Hoodlum  🇺🇸‏ @TrumpsareNazis Mar 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @maggieNYT

        I’m waiting for this to really happen.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Mar 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Detective James Horton: "thoughts and prayers" for the Liebermans.

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      1. Brandon Puryear 👉 👌‏ @Brandon_Puryear Mar 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Detective makes further statement; “Also It’s lunchtime,and I’m headed to @Arbys . And roast beef and murder just don’t go together.” “Unless you’re working a prostitution case.”

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      1. Mafcomp‏ @marianneflynn15 Mar 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @maggieNYT

        This is strange.

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      1. Subterranean Deep State Blues‏ @NoahProoval Mar 15
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        Sends his thoughts and prayers...

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      1. Truman Capoeti‏ @TCapoeti Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        " 'Cause you know what you need to become a detective? And I know you're going to wince when I say this, but what you need to become a detective is love." -Willoughby

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      1. Asmaa Jama‏ @Luna_Reflection Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Very unfortunate

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      1. Steve Roth‏ @SRoth0508 Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Of course - Why bother? The deceased obviously knows who murdered him / her?

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      1. Cale‏ @CaleZaugg Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @arnoooooldo

        The onion continues to be legit the most on-the-nose news source out there

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      1. Richard I. Ellis‏ @hamone Mar 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        BOY THIS IS A NEW APPROACH TO SOLVING A CRIME! SYMPATHY FOR THE DECEASED! I THOUGHT THAT YOU WORKED FOR THE DECEASED IN CATCHING THEIR KILLER!

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      1. James Rogue‏ @fablestudy Mar 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Seems like the sensible choice.

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      1. Alea....The Virtuous One‏ @EYESNHOUSEHaute Mar 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is genius!

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