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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 10

    Queen Bun Gives Birth To Thousands Of Tiny Rolls https://trib.al/XAn9zWb pic.twitter.com/CDXb0eRyAu

    8:48 PM - 10 Mar 2018
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      1. Liam Farmer‏ @Therealliamfarm Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are you okay

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      1. Moti Amar‏ @amarmoti Mar 10
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        Nature is amazing! 😍😍😍

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      1. Jerico‏ @jerico303 Mar 10
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        King Cake denies it’s the father

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      1. Name Goes Here‏ @NightmareWaffle Mar 10
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        No word yet on how many are buttermilk and how many are crescents.

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      1. agent12‏ @LeslieB17065294 Mar 10
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        At Parker House Hospital

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      1. David 'Carpe YOLO, Seize the Diem' Finton‏ @davefinton Mar 10
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        Surrealist Onion is Best Onion :D

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      1. Andrés‏ @tosubks Mar 10
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        Thank god

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      1. Daniel Darnell‏ @natsunerdfor Mar 10
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        Wonder how @Wendys would feel about this

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      1. Saeiqa IFB‏ @StarfleetPop Mar 12
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        @ChefLaurelWhite

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Mar 11
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        Then she ate them all.

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      1. Psyche-Lops‏ @Psyche_Lops Mar 10
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        I hear that crossbreeding them with mashed potatoes and gravy is a common practice with people that celebrate Thanksgiving.

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Mar 10
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        Let me guess, someone got kicked out of the Bar and raided the only thing left in the kitchen, lol

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      1. I'm still Joshy from the block‏ @nonagonmusic Mar 10
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        is this the one from Suits?

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      1. That Ohio Halloween Guy‏ @MeighanDwayne Mar 10
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      1. Banana Republican 2.0  🌎‏ @tombuchanan271 Mar 10
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        But who's the baby daddy?

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      1. Lauren  🐱‏ @LaurenDH98 Mar 10
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        @stefsanjati Hello, Mother

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      1. Bfklin‏ @Bfklin Mar 10
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        I no longer believe you are sober; as in LSD.

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      1. Boo-nited Scarelines‏ @AntsInOK Mar 10
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        idgi

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      1. eXpeRIenCe TranQUiLitY‏ @prochickenfarm Mar 10
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        Awwwww

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