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No, seriously. Make it stop.
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Stop the world. I want to get off.
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Can we go back to the Vault? I need to rearrange my stats.
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This could honestly be a real journalist piece. What are you doing Onion?
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"At press time, sources confirmed that they knew deep down it was never going to stop."
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I thought this was a loss comic for a second
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Well it's a loss for all of us in some way.
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This is your bed. You made it, you sleep in it.
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. Thanks guys You know I'm trying to not want to kill myself, right?
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Don't. Do you want Trump to outlive you? No? Then stay alive parent lover!
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. You're right The the least I can do is out live these assholes. Thanks

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The Onion is an American digital media company and news satire organization that publishes articles on the international, national, and local news. -Wikipedia
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not even satire anymore
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Can’t wait for Logan Paul 2032
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