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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 10

    Report: Make It Stop https://trib.al/vRdzCQq pic.twitter.com/NAoKeN4a4q

    3:57 PM - 10 Mar 2018
    • 1,807 Retweets
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    39 replies 1,807 retweets 7,543 likes
      1. Seanathan  ⚡‏ @thejiffster Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/1ANfQhmUas

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      1. Richard Hand‏ @rphand1116 Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No, seriously. Make it stop.

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      2. CK‏ @CapnIndy Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop the world. I want to get off.

        1 reply 1 retweet 15 likes
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      1. JustAPileOfFrostyBones‏ @reverbraptor2 Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can we go back to the Vault? I need to rearrange my stats.

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      2. ObroTheEpic‏ @ObroTheEpic Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This could honestly be a real journalist piece. What are you doing Onion?

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. VƎX Luthor Posted Forty Takes‏ @vexwerewolf Mar 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "At press time, sources confirmed that they knew deep down it was never going to stop."

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      2. Zoe‏ @BurnedOnFire Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @jeffrosenstock

        I thought this was a loss comic for a second

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Harry A. Heinz‏ @HarryAHeinz1 Mar 10
        Replying to @BurnedOnFire @TheOnion @jeffrosenstock

        Well it's a loss for all of us in some way.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. thoughts of trev‏ @trevtrevotrevor Mar 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/YB6Scvalhi

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      1. Strummer SLASH  🔪 💀‏ @strummercash Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @jeffrosenstock

        This is your bed. You made it, you sleep in it.

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      2. Abraham Atess‏ @Abraham_Atess Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        . Thanks guys You know I'm trying to not want to kill myself, right?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Harry A. Heinz‏ @HarryAHeinz1 Mar 10
        Replying to @Abraham_Atess @TheOnion

        Don't. Do you want Trump to outlive you? No? Then stay alive parent lover!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Abraham Atess‏ @Abraham_Atess Mar 10
        Replying to @HarryAHeinz1 @TheOnion

        . You're right The the least I can do is out live these assholes. Thanks 👍😀

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. CannotLoadName‏ @CannotLoadName_ Mar 13
        Replying to @Foxfam_forever @TheOnion

        The Onion is an American digital media company and news satire organization that publishes articles on the international, national, and local news. -Wikipedia

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      1. Treydoesgaming‏ @Treydoesgaming3 Mar 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        not even satire anymore

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      1.  🎃The Great Pumquinn 🎃‏ @Wolf_am_I87 Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @kibblesmith

        Can’t wait for Logan Paul 2032

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