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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 10

    Female Barista Getting A Lot Better At Avoiding Touching Male Patrons’ Hands When They Pay https://trib.al/IlupCPx pic.twitter.com/EINZl3B6Ei

    7:52 AM - 10 Mar 2018
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    • C L xD Fionan Byrne Hillary 🌻 maizi 🥞 fall iselinⓋ miss piggy is white passing
    19 replies 260 retweets 2,004 likes
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      2. Gμν + Λgμν = (8πG)/(c⁴) * Tμν‏ @Jim_Gravity Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Anyone who has worked with the general public knows this struggle is “rill”

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Angela Sedai‏ @xavierjacks Mar 10
        Replying to @Jim_Gravity @TheOnion

        All day long.

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      2. Quell The Gentleman.‏ @Quellaempire Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But yet she is on tinder... square thinking.

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      2. Eddie Kinnaman‏ @ekinn3 Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just remember....every time you touch a man's hand, that hand has touched his penis that day

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      1. Isaiah Marcheleenoh‏ @IMarcheleenoh Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thought that was Daisy Ridley for a second

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      2. Bust Nuttington‏ @roodicus Mar 10
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        @edenbenard

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      1. Z ♥e Y ♥e‏ @Zoeyve Mar 11
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        Very, very spot on.

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      1. Michael E. Blackberg‏ @MEBlackberg Mar 10
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        She touched my hand for three Mississippis.

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      1. Shame‏ @shameNUNya Mar 10
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        I know what that's like.

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      1. SAL‏ @Scott61643475 Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m trying to help women feel comfortable around men by avoiding eye contact with them.

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      1. Joseph Amoah‏ @nanameefi Mar 10
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        😄😄😄😄😄😄

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      1. Fuckoff Guy‏ @FuckOff_Guy Mar 10
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        Hasn't debit and credit purchases pretty much eliminated this

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Mar 10
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        Yes sir, can I have your name. I'm hot.

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      1. michelle‏ @Serenesoul822 Mar 10
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        Keep your hands to yourself girl

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