God is especially looking for people who have ants in their pants so HE can get a twofer.
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Seems legit.
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Aunts and God are great at killing fun
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But He feels bad for the ants afterwards.
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Morbid is the new funny? Go figure!
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I feel that if there really is a god, he doesn't have any power over this earthly world. He hasn't interviened in any of the atrocities that have, and still occurr. I think he only takes us into account in the afterlife.
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That is complete nonsense.
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Obviously. It’s a satirical account.
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Yes, I get it. I’m just hyper-sensitive these days about the subject of killing, I suppose.
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Sounds funny, but you’re wrong!
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They know.
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understand
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