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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 9

    Negative Review Of ‘A Wrinkle In Time’ Peppered With Critic Assuring Readers He Still Totally Supports Diversity https://trib.al/cJyONSy pic.twitter.com/mhtTsWDrrc

    1:31 PM - 9 Mar 2018
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    16 replies 399 retweets 1,958 likes
      1. THE NIGHTMAN and 102 others‏ @deadmeme1111 Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/CmztQG5HQr

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      2. Professor Icepick‏ @Prof_Icepick Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We've reached the point where the only reason why this would be considered satire is because anyone who wrote a negative review on A Wrinkle In Time (regardless of the content of the review) would be exiled from society as a racist. It's almost like anti-satire at this point.

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      3. Tryhardblackguy‏ @tryhardblackguy Mar 9
        Replying to @Prof_Icepick @TheOnion

        Many white people gave this a bad review and they were not attacked, many black people gave this a bad review and they werent attacked. You guys don't think this is all in your head?

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      4. Professor Icepick‏ @Prof_Icepick Mar 9
        Replying to @tryhardblackguy @TheOnion

        People treated the film dropping below 100% on Rotten Tomatoes -- after they stated they would block bad reviews they deemed racist -- like it was a tragedy. https://mashable.com/2018/02/08/black-panther-negative-review-rotten-tomatoes/#rjsJImH0KkqH … I also remember a piece about a guy afraid to admit BP was flawed in public. Can't find it now.

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      5. Tasha Amodi‏ @isisvande Mar 9
        Replying to @Prof_Icepick @tryhardblackguy @TheOnion

        "Tragedy" is an exaggeration. In reality, no one *actually* cared, it was more a thing of suspense to see who would break the streak of perfect reviews and for what reason. It's stupid to make it any more than that.

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      1. Dominic Coats‏ @dgcoats46 Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have so many black friends. Some would say too many.

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      1. Ashley‏ @ashleyplaysftl Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sounds about white

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      1. christobal negron‏ @Christobal177 Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A wrinkle in time, but a rfit in meaning!pic.twitter.com/TpIzkw5yQ1

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      1. José Jiménez‏ @itsPalets Mar 11
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        This would be funny if one were allowed to have negative opinions about these “diverse” cash-grabs without automatically being labelled a racist because of what these movies represent to a minority of people.

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      1. Christy Lemire‏Verified account @christylemire Mar 9
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        @ADuralde @Matchity

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      2. Roll & Move Kirk‏ @rollnmovereview Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @duckisgod

        Why is this an Onion article? This is what's happening in real life.

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      1. rye_loaf‏ @rye_loaf Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's sad that reviewers actually feel the need to do this. Opinions exist. Someone not liking a movie does not equate to them despising other races. We shouldn't get to the point where companies can use diversity as some kind of shield from criticism.

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      1. Donald Nelson‏ @HanoyShan Mar 9
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        Many reviews call it a mess, a hot mess, disappointing mess, well-intentioned mess.https://screenrant.com/wrinkle-in-time-worst-reviews-most-brutal/ …

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      1. ernesto de sousa‏ @caesar_lae Mar 9
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        he/she has black friends probably also mixed kids.

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      1. DIEsaac‏ @Bobbicorn_ Mar 10
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        When the tag line of a movie trailer is "Become the light" how is it gonna end well?

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      1. Taylor dalton‏ @Hearthstonerr Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If she they feel the people they cased were the best fit I’m cool with it but if they picked people just because the color of their skin it’s kinda lame just to do that so you can say you are diverse....

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      1. SarahBrownie‏ @squat_topic Mar 9
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        @preselliot

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