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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 9

    Each Passenger Has Own Theory About How Guy Got Into First Class https://trib.al/BrPoRVV pic.twitter.com/3zcteAWK3J

    1:00 PM - 9 Mar 2018
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    27 replies 280 retweets 2,325 likes
      1. Steve‏ @the_golden_eel Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's so much legroom it looks fake.

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      1. Joyrider5‏ @joyrider50 Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Def #bitcoin

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      1. KRAZY KEITH RULES‏ @krazykeithrules Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @savillekatz

        After his first flight he was given free first class flights for free for the rest of his life.pic.twitter.com/42OAqK0Phr

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      1. Henry Marquee‏ @spazman321 Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don’t ever make eye contact with people in first class. It gives them too much satisfaction. Source: I got bumped to first class once and loved making eye contact with all the peasants.

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      1. Karl Kirkwood‏ @truthfromduluth Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        American let me upgrade for like $40 at check in a few times.

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      1. FlintFire‏ @treidius Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @NeerajKA

        Maybe he decided to #PayWithLitecoin

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      1. Jerry Low‏ @jerrylowm Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is @TheOnion supposed to be fake news?

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      1. Hector‏ @cryptobubbleman Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @NeerajKA

        I’m relieved bitcoin wasn’t an answer. We may be exiting the mania phase.

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      1. NoPuedeSer‏ @cansaodestamier Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @sleepless54

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brown residue on nose tells the tail.

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      1. Katieinjc‏ @KatherineArabis Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Rich daddy? Rich Sugarmama?

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      1. Ellen QAnon‏ @EllenHanon Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @JoeConchaTV

        Must be a rich kid or an actor...

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      1. Conservatude‏ @Conserv_a_Tude Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He is the founder of something called Facebook. It allows people to know everything about you, and its made this guy really rich. I think his name is Mark. I personally don't like him.

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      1. Time to go WitSec‏ @grace_za Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Best way, get someone else to pay for your ticket.

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      1. Enda Mannion‏ @eanna_ Mar 9
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        Ich

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      1. Cal Saves the World ✪‏ @613rockstar Mar 9
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        What a jerk. He's not even using his extra leg room!

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      1. Steve...Oh‏ @FairlyFantastic Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I was flying around the world and the woman at the counter liked my Abraham Lincoln shirt, so she gave me the upgrade for free. It was only business class. Not FIRST class. Wait, was this about me?

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dough, D'oh

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      1. David Lewis‏ @uniondesign Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @gregpoirier

        Yah I got bumped up once and I’m sure everyone knew because I was likepic.twitter.com/tGCOPmULeR

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