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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 9

    Wilbur Ross Shakes Self Awake After Briefly Dying During Cabinet Meeting https://trib.al/qHYafjr pic.twitter.com/hprDHr8LFc

    11:58 AM - 9 Mar 2018
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    28 replies 331 retweets 1,823 likes
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      2. His Dudeness‏ @ZJudkins Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let's look in on Wilbur on vacation.pic.twitter.com/GWbYqxd9fp

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. His Dudeness‏ @ZJudkins Mar 9
        Replying to @ZJudkins @TheOnion

        Wilbur at the pool...Look at him getting his tan on. You do you Wilbur!pic.twitter.com/FlheKGqVkL

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Jessica Johnson‏ @Jessicajohn911 Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/AXYDY33Hwr

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      1. Geraldine P‏ @GeraldineTwits Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This man needs to see a doctor. My cousin Sandy died for three minutes and was never the same after. She woke up speaking Japanese instead of English

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      1. Atheist 🧛 Agnostic 🧟 Humanist 👻 Historian #Beatnik‏ @drhouse15545 Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why'd he have to wake himself up?

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      1. semper aequum‏ @Mazonalyas Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @ptufano17

        He Looks like he s bin gone underground for a while.

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      1. Chris Dawe‏ @ctdawe Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @jbouie

        See? A can of Campbell’s for every purpose.

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      1. John Cullen‏ @JohnCul02070292 Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He looks like an ancient mummy from Egypt

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      1. الممول | angel | 天使‏ @angelcolberg Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol

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      1. lee‏ @kz1300a4_lee Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        More money than God and can't enjoy it . Gross old man ,retire .

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      1. Auligaupiste‏ @FriendOfThurlow Mar 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Sillies. And Congrats to @Larry_Kudlow Well Deserved and Long Overdue.

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      1. Delia lugo‏ @Delialugo8 Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @AndreaLomascola

        LMAO

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      1. d5453‏ @iquiltdewu Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #NappingDay

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      1.  🎃 🐺 Hairy Brute  🐺 🎃‏ @HarryBrautt Mar 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I fucking loved him as Mr. Poppins in You Can't Take It With You. He really hasn't aged a day since he appeared in that movie in 1938.pic.twitter.com/6zXFHJH05J

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      1. Keith Clifton‏ @Nyonitz Mar 11
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        Wilbur “#QuaaludeMagoo” Ross:pic.twitter.com/0FUz3U2V7g

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      1. Tafkak‏ @tafkak Mar 11
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        Wilbur Ross, billionaire with boogers

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      1. Angus McRockford‏ @AngusRockford Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He makes the fucking Crypt Keeper look healthy.

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