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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 9

    SXSW As Cool And As Real As It Gets, Reports Marketing Associate https://trib.al/Tm7onLl pic.twitter.com/KmqYYFP7sC

    10:06 AM - 9 Mar 2018
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    37 replies 1,140 retweets 5,125 likes
      1. halloweenPun.js‏ @DannyDoesCode Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @NekoCase

        I thought you folks were supposed to be a satire publication.

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      2. Karan‏ @Karan04237081 Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/YEp9m2abkO

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      1.  🍸Ellis 🕴️McPickle 🍸‏ @ACESandElGHTS Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        forgot to mention he'd just flown in from the coachella A3 proposal

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      1. Russell‏ @RFoxworthy Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Since when do Chicago Marketing Associates make six figs?

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      2. Cℝ 🅰m_Daw🅶‏ @DereckCram Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It was cool ten years ago.

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      3. Paul‏ @fattailedstat Mar 10
        Replying to @DereckCram @TheOnion

        20

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      4. Cℝ 🅰m_Daw🅶‏ @DereckCram Mar 10
        Replying to @fattailedstat @TheOnion

        I wasn't there 20 yrs ago unfortunately! Wish I was still in the area though! Cold where I am!

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      1. Happer Labs‏ @HapperLabs Mar 10
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        "At press time, Danner was attending his 15th straight panel on the future of digital." 😂😂😂

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      2. Jessica Skullivan  💀 🦇 👻‏ @Jessica731 Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @dbiddy remember these days?

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      3. @dbiddy@mastodon.social‏ @dbiddy Mar 9
        Replying to @Jessica731 @TheOnion

        Lmao

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      1. Maggie‏ @girlnamedmaggie Mar 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Keiranthil

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      1. 弾き語りジェームス‏ @hikigatarijames Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @AsteadWesley

        I remember when I used to be happy for Japanese bands playing SXSW. Then realized that breakup or members quitting always happens next.

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      1. big scorpio energy  🦂‏ @bicknaker Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @christopheslade

        You were born to RT this

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      1. Irina‏ @IrinaAntony Mar 9
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        Oy...))), Thank you Elon :))) @elonmusk

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