I'm not liking this because of how accurately it represents my approach to physical excercise.
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Hey, we can't all pull the long straws.
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I hate when you hit so close to home.
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It’s amazing what man can do when faced with life threatening challenges.
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What have I become, my sweetest friend. Everyone I know looks like me end the end.
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So many memes and references on the internets, so few NIN references.
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Unless you're Larry the Cable Guy or under 30, don't go sleeveless.
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@jtciz every morningThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@PharoahEvilEgg

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Those push-ups are fully assed!
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Nothing like a little life threatening chest pain to bring on belief in God. Ray Romano.
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The only way yo solve the problem is to beat it off. It's natures stress regular stress test.
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@TheOnion on a rollThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Good for him!
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