Ironically I'm dying of laughter.
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My 5 yr old grandson a Michael Jackson maniac, asked me today “where does MJ live?” I said, “he’s sleep forever.” I didn’t know he didn’t know.
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This music tho....
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You guys are usually kind of funny but this is not funny.
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And I know funny - so just sayin’
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Wow, thanks .Really good advice. I was flummoxed as to how to tackle this subject. Thanks Onion for having the courage#Hard topic
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Another good parenting guide from the onion
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I hear they’re teaching this in schools now....
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Beyond Funny
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Buy them a puppy, make sure they love it, and that they think it’s the cutest little pupper on the planet, and then shoot it in front of them.
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My daughter can’t wait for granny to die now idk what to do
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People already do this. lol Minus the embalming part of course
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It’s simple. “Son, I need to tell you something. You’re gonna die. And if you don’t clean your damn room, it’s gonna be sooner than you think.”
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