I feel personally attacked here.
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Area Man Thinks He Has Enough Vinaigrette To Do The Trick
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Sheesh this is rough
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Who am I trying to get thin for anyhow?
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Might as well throw it away now
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But, but I might need it! For something. Maybe? Damn it, fine.
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This shit hit too close to home this time
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At least the e-coli will not starve to death.
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As a single guy only thing I can say is Please don't stop being awesome this is hilarious
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Looks like my fridge, except the milk is vodka in mine.
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Counterpoint: if I were still single I wouldn’t be buying fucking salad.
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Can't tell you how true this is. Even worse is when you buy a whole head and it ends up being way more than you'd have hoped.
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That's even true for couples, we literally NEVER us a whole head of lettuce. LOL
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You single people pretend you're having so much fun but really you're just eating bagged salad alone. Sad!
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