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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 8

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    National Park Service Director Michael P. Reynolds confirmed that the 2.7-million-lumen flood lights now screwed into each of the statue’s colossal eye sockets will once again cast their brilliant white glare across New York Bay.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/971767015882018816 …

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    NYC Park Officials Finally Get Around To Replacing Dead Light Bulbs In Statue Of Liberty’s Eyes https://trib.al/oBqH1oS  pic.twitter.com/WokvGQv2dx
    3:50 PM - 8 Mar 2018
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    • dublinaire Cameage Phil Cohen Dylando Stevando 🕊 Amy adjusts her tinfoil hat Kurt Unger Lunar Tick Fringe Sentient Light Cloud Karen Stanley #resistance
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      1. ricky/lotr and wolf tweets‏ @blue_an_green Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Statue Of Liberty has a cool history. In 1918 the US actually regifted it back to France for Christmas hoping they wouldn't notice, but of course they did, so the US took it back and got everyone in France a nice pair of wool socks and a sack of potatoes instead.

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      1. Mellen‏ @dottiechauncy Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm dead. "Reynolds noted, however, that the complex process of overhauling the steam turbines that drive the statue’s spinning crown would not be completed in the foreseeable future."

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      1. Grove City‏ @grove_derek Mar 8
        Replying to @kylierossmanx @TheOnion

        Finally, a reason to visit New York!!

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      1. Josh De La Rosa‏ @JoshdelaRosa1 Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are they LED? Maybe Phillips Hue?

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      1. Peter Gallagher‏ @HandsomePeteMN Mar 8
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        Once ICE finds out, those things will be used to scour the US for deportable immigrants, Eye of Sauron-style. Still more effective than a wall, just as stupid, but admittedly way cooler.

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      1. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Mar 8
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        The light shines upon the location of the treasure of the wretched refuse.

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      1. D‏ @D30940459 Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Japanese tourist turns to stone.

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      1. BlueOctGal‏ @Blueoctgal Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brilliant🤣🤣🤣

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      1. Johnny Cage Match‏ @AndrewMettler Mar 8
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        I fucking wish this was real.

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      1. Farel‏ @FarelTheGecko Mar 9
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        Yes, but did they replace the NES Advantage Controller that got broken when the Ghostbusters used the statue? .... thought so

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Heard 3M is selling eye plugs from your other post. Wondering why I heard? Because I'm wearing eye plugs. Found a use for text to speech.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Mar 8
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        Oh, snap! They went out again. #MAGAhttps://www.redbubble.com/people/alex4444/works/19786870-gop-2016?asc=u&p=framed-print …

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      1. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 Mar 8
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        Mama told me not to look into the eyes of Lady Liberty. But mama, that’s where the fun is.

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      1. Loren S.‏ @txbornviking Mar 8
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        Lady Liberty & Pappa Francisco https://twitter.com/grouchymarxx/status/971807175084568581?s=19 …

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      1. XxX_James_XxX‏ @Hubbl04 Mar 8
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        Why she look like a god

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      1. EB‏ @QueenHoneyBee50 Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😴👍

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      1.  🇺🇸‏ @NO8digits Mar 8
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        President Trump is responding to the call!pic.twitter.com/IR2ZNFfhoN

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