Apple headquarters had to be replaced due to a cracked glass screen.
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I'm dying! Been reading The Onion for years. This is the first time I can remember a "guest" American Voice.


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Well I would do same reading the tongue twister post title. At least they have an excuse. They use iPhone instead of iglasses.
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Great news. Now, Apple has an app “Bird Brain” just for this kind of situations.
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The bird lmao
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Apple employees will be calling 911 fron the new building when the doors start jamming. They demanded it be built to tolerances nature cannot hold. All buildings settle some. When it does, those beautiful doors will seize up.
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OMG the birds they are trying to kill us? Geeks will be geeks
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Gracias Maestro...NAMASTEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Uxc96BMLA …
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