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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 8

    State’s Abortion Waiting Period Allows Women To Explore Alternatives To Making Their Own Decisions https://trib.al/HyVkvkt pic.twitter.com/nLBBulvs1k

    8:24 AM - 8 Mar 2018
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      2. Christopher Reid‏ @a_dark_knight Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No leftists seem to care about a woman's decision to have unsafe sex, especially before marriage. Nor do they ever seem to care about consequences. In their vision of the world, people just "end up in situations" and deserve to have the gov't shield them from reality.

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Grim Darkflame‏ @GrimDarkflame Mar 8
        Replying to @a_dark_knight @TheOnion

        No, they don't care, no more than the GOP care about a man's decision to have unsafe sex outside of their marriage and the consequences that might befall their secretaries, mistresses, and the like. Nor do the right care about these mothers and children a moment after the birth.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. Christopher Reid‏ @a_dark_knight Mar 8
        Replying to @GrimDarkflame @TheOnion

        Did the women just accidentally sleep with these men? Is it that hard to use a condom? The whole point of marriage is to protect women and force men to stay and provide for their children. If women choose to get pregnant without getting married, that's their choice.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Kristin Frederick‏ @KrisCooks Mar 9
        Replying to @a_dark_knight @GrimDarkflame @TheOnion

        That’s the whole point of marriage , to force men to stay with women ? Nice, does your wife agree ? Perhaps leave the women’s health rights debate to the women (yes, even the ones having filthy premarital sex !)

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      1. Crayoh‏ @crayoh Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The real treat is that you get to listen to the Jeopardy music while you wait.

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      1. Lisa‏ @JezebelNC Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pence and Mother approve.

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      1. TennMitsu RT Bot‏ @weebtrashlife Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Second guessing ourselves is our favorite pastime

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      1. The Colon‏ @thecolonnews Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        https://www.thecolonnews.com/single-post/2018/02/28/PlannedParenthoodStigmaDismemberingHumans …

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      1. Tristram Shandy  🇳🇴  🇩🇪‏ @TristramSShandy Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Also known as murdering their babies. Hilarious, Onion!

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      1. Laura‏ @AsterOasis Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, deciding to kill your own fetus is a toughy one. Remember, heart beat at six weeks, arms, hands, legs feet, head...all there waiting to be mutilated in the womb. Not really a blob of cells, but actually a small human propelled with the force of life.

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Chicken & Egg problem with no eggs for breakfast. Many chickens & no chickenheads. Circle of protein is best or chickens eating chickens.

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      1. brownietown‏ @brownietown32 Mar 8
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        Lol

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Mar 8
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        Monique’s Bridal Secrethttps://www.redbubble.com/people/alex4444/works/3914827-monique-s-bridal-secret?asc=u&p=framed-print&rel=carousel …

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      1. Squinty McGee‏ @ProfessorGrains Mar 8
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        killing it today

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Mar 8
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        It’s what God would want.

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