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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 8

    NYC Park Officials Finally Get Around To Replacing Dead Light Bulbs In Statue Of Liberty’s Eyes https://trib.al/oBqH1oS pic.twitter.com/WokvGQv2dx

    7:18 AM - 8 Mar 2018
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      1. average Joe‏ @JosephN18769788 Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A lot of people don't know about the eye beams or that the head used to swivel to guide ships full of Irish immigrants into rocks. We truly have a majestic and unrivaled history.

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      2. Joseph's Wild Years‏ @doc_shanley Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I saw this documentary a while ago about a bunch of scientists who made the statue walk through the city. Hope to see that again soon too.

        1 reply 2 retweets 38 likes
      3. black sheep‏ @realname_exe Mar 8
        Replying to @doc_shanley @TheOnion

        “DEMOCRACY IS NON NEGOTIABLE.”

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. black sheep‏ @realname_exe Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s Liberty Prime in disguise. I’m not convinced.

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      1. Steve Magas‏ @OhioBIkeLawyer Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Laserbeams of Liberty!

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      2. Kevin A Potts Ω‏ @Kapp4774 Mar 8
        Replying to @Ckrysze @TheOnion

        No freedom for you!

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      1. Spenser S. Purbkins‏ @purblebirb Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No thats just the backup Neuralizer

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      2. MJfromBuffalo‏ @mjfrombuffalo Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        HEY!!! NYC doesn't own the Statue of Liberty, it's the @NatlParkService 's baby. @NYCParks, you gonna let this stand?

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. C o n t r a r i e‏ @ImContrarie Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We need Liberty Prime now

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      1. Erik Seaberg‏ @ErikSeaberg Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All shall love me and despair!

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      1. djrodosquado‏ @djrodosquado Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m all for this but. She has to play Love keeps lifting me higher as her eyes blink every time a boat passes

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      1. FreedomNJ‏ @FreedomNJ Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Originally planned as a lighthouse, her head on a 180* swivel.

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      1. Samuel  🦇 🎃‏ @ModerateInAll Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As it should be. Release her full power.

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      1.  ❌ BUILD THAT WALL  ❌  🇺🇸‏ @Virginialynn_ Mar 9
        Replying to @SoRandom_Nece_2 @TheOnion

        😂🤣😂kinda

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      2. Steve‏ @longblockchain Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know this is The Onion but god damn that would look amazing. @NYCMayorsOffice @StatueEllisNPS lets make it happen.

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