Wrong. It was a Disney plot run amuck. Fake News.pic.twitter.com/ZO41dke5Hn
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Wrong. It was a Disney plot run amuck. Fake News.pic.twitter.com/ZO41dke5Hn
"yo his fire is so big man" "he's just compensating for something"
Still do ...A bonfire ...but with beer now
Hold my beer....
Man’s first and inevitably last words, “Watch this!”
Early humans? Rubbing sticks together to create fire is impressive now.
Cooked meat? I'd be impressed for sure.
Go anthropology!
then they impressed the ladies by lighting their farts on fire
And light farts
I believe it.
The Onion jokes about it, but I actually wouldn't be surprised if that was literally accurate. The urge to show how cool you are with your mind muscles, is an ancient one.
they still do, cue @elonmusk 
Modern Neanderthal still uses ‘Firing’ to impress other idiots on TV.
Almost certainly true
They say the dude who came out with the wheel hurried up to make a cart and roll down the road while making a smug face.
That's so lit!
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