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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 7

    Man At Gym Apparently Comfortable Standing Naked Right In Middle Of Spin Class https://trib.al/hbWVU4p pic.twitter.com/E4YsrkhU8O

    12:40 PM - 7 Mar 2018
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    • MAJ McMillan Man Aussiemandias Intrinsically-Enraptured Mike Bozee Julie Rad✌🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Luke Cublex [ON HIATUS] 🦊 Kimberley
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      2. Geoffrey Stone‏ @stonegeoffrey Mar 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is absolutely my gym.

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      3. miguel benitez‏ @miguelbenitez1 Mar 7
        Replying to @stonegeoffrey @TheOnion

        Lol that’s every gym

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      1. Paul Kersey‏ @SynchroBlitz Mar 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He cant come to yoga though

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      1. Pamela Adams‏ @Pamela_Adams082 Mar 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that @Joe_Gatto from the Impractical Jokers during his gym punishment. #unseenfootage

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      1. Ronald B 🇺🇸‏ @2cndamendment Mar 8
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        I thought those bikes were supposed to be stationary??!

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      1. Ronald B 🇺🇸‏ @2cndamendment Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Could have been yoga.

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      1. RahRah‏ @RahQuarius Mar 8
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        But really, this is why some of us bring seat covers. 😂

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      1. Amir kh‏ @Amirkh36257610 Mar 8
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        Vavvv

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Mar 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's why I never shower at the club, hey buddy look at the chicken over and not remember my old videos. Lol

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 Mar 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He will also shave his balls right in your face!

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Mar 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A unisex locker room with a higher than average possibility of getting kicked in the nuts. 45 min reminder that those are stationary bikes.

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      1. JB‏ @jbIGRED949597 Mar 7
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        @BurchamKate

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      1. Angelia Galloway‏ @1024_angie Mar 7
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        Motivation to work harder🤣

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      1. Kasey‏ @euniebelle Mar 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        THAT is enough to make you spin faster and be happy that you did not eat b4 class.

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      1. Brent Matheson‏ @BrentMatheson Mar 7
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        Only made more uncomfortable because he keeps saying ‘my eyes are up here, boys!’

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      1. Pete Peterson‏ @petersonpete07 Mar 7
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        Real talk I had never seen another man's asshole until I joined a gym.

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      1. your local twat‏ @cumnundrum Mar 7
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        Thicc

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      1. Josh Spicer‏ @JoshSpicer3 Mar 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Alrighty then Danny DeVito.

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      1. Yacine_Ky‏ @YacineKy Mar 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shit 😂😂😂

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