Seriously Onion, go find the person on your staff who wrote this, give them a hug, and ask them if they need someone to talk to. I swear a few of these stories lately have been blatant cries for help
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"Returning West Virginia Teachers Unceremoniously Staple Dead Classroom Pets to the Bulletin Board.
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Macabre, Onion... very macabre
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I thought you guys were losing a little mustard off your fast ball.....but I was wrong.
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Rorschach from the Watchman has been writing some of these articles lately, I think.
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Reminds me of a time I went to my future Middle School when I was an Elementary kid on a weekend to use the courts and my ball flew next to a chain fence. I went to retrieve it and noticed a bunch of overflowing and fallen trash cans with bags full of dead piglets and frogs.
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