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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 7

    Roomba Claims Another Pet Gerbil https://trib.al/byc94jn pic.twitter.com/c7wu0W3Cul

    8:59 AM - 7 Mar 2018
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    48 replies 1,012 retweets 4,756 likes
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      2. Laura Eva Ⓥ‏ @NerdyLaura Mar 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My Roomba can't even claim dog hair

        2 replies 1 retweet 23 likes
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      2. Michelle Milliken‏ @MichelleyM Mar 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Since we were talking about Roombas earlier. @TeegSoAs @candicola

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Candi‏ @candicola Mar 7
        Replying to @MichelleyM @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/QUFBNJ1OBl

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Michelle Milliken‏ @MichelleyM Mar 7
        Replying to @candicola @TheOnion

        The kitties wouldn't like that, either. They're supposed to get the rodents!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Candi‏ @candicola Mar 7
        Replying to @MichelleyM @TheOnion

        Stealing their little furry toys and chasing them around their own home. Mean old Roomba 😆

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Brandon Puryear 👉 👌‏ @Brandon_Puryear Mar 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Richard Gere really needs to be more careful around his appliances.

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      2. Arturo Hammer‏ @Prezbyter Mar 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A small price to pay for clean hardwood.

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      1. That Ohio Halloween Guy‏ @MeighanDwayne Mar 7
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        pic.twitter.com/N9oZjqzrkT

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      2. A.T. Heist‏ @rmw705 Mar 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That sucks!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3.  💙Beto4Texas 💙‏ @walton_gm Mar 9
        Replying to @rmw705 @TheOnion

        Boy you said it.... #riplittleguy #sucksforyoupic.twitter.com/2oBCvGvgag

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Peter Gallagher‏ @HandsomePeteMN Mar 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You CAN tape a knife to your Roomba, it was only a matter of time. The real question is how soon before they're using guns? We need some serious gun reform to prevent firearms from being used by our robotic housekeepers.

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      1. observer of humanity‏ @eddgarrett Mar 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh god.... that is so dark for the onion

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Mar 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        🎼 “Good-bye Nibbles, It was Nice..” 🎼 🎼 “Hope you find your, paradise..” 🎼 🎼 “Tried to see your point of view..” 🎼 🎼 “As the Roomba slowly, dismembered you...” 🎼 With thanks to Supertramp!

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      1. Ginger Anderson‏ @GingersGrocery Mar 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh the blood, how gross.

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      1. Rose Manos‏ @tyreeserules Mar 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @Muthawalker

        X-Files territory again. Thank God Queequeeq wasn't around. That dog would have been toast.

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      1.  🌈 The Deb of Night  🎃 🎃‏ @twinbrujahs Mar 7
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      1. NeilVanEerde‏ @neilvaneerde Mar 7
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        Hate it when that happens . It ate my service animal

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