And where the saran wrap starts too...
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Fold the edge under. Works like a charm!
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And which way the bread bag tie goes.
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Just like when your hands are full as you walk to your door...the keys are always in the other pocket. Always. .
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Can we factcheck this? 22 seconds per citizen seems a bit low.
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Hmm, well if only people of ages 15-64 use tape rolls (which is 66.5% of the population) then that number would still only be 33.5 seconds.
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As soon as I read the headline I started thinking of the math, and that despite being the onion it wasn't satire because it was very plausible and actually quite likely higher.
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This might not actually be a joke....
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Followed by 1 million hours trying to find the start of the bathroom tissue, and looking for that other sock.
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The start of the Saran wrap is really bad
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The struggle is real
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What’s funny is The Onion thinks this is a joke.
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FOLD OVER THE END PPL!!!
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ive personally contributed about 2 million hours of that
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That's an average of about 24 minutes per year per person. That's... actually not an unreasonable estimate.
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Wouldn't it be 24 seconds?
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Oops, you're exactly right.
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Come on
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Just fold it over where ya teared it last ya pantywaste.
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