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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 6

    Gary Cohn Resigns In Protest Of Trump’s Bigoted Comments Towards Aluminum https://trib.al/U1FyvF3 pic.twitter.com/JoHjOCo1X2

    3:37 PM - 6 Mar 2018
    • 6,972 Retweets
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    307 replies 6,972 retweets 20,474 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. skyler cameron‏ @epicgamerninja Mar 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @JoelHeyman

        aluminum?😂 are you sure those plans won't be foiled?😂😂

        12 replies 12 retweets 353 likes
      3. Lamar(42, 43, 44, 4 💩5)Payne‏ @LamarPayne16 Mar 6
        Replying to @epicgamerninja @TheOnion @JoelHeyman

        You should be sent to the pun-itentiary!🤣

        1 reply 2 retweets 49 likes
      4. skyler cameron‏ @epicgamerninja Mar 6
        Replying to @LamarPayne16 @TheOnion @JoelHeyman

        what kind of Pun-ishment will i get? being funny is my intent-iary

        1 reply 2 retweets 35 likes
      5. Lamar(42, 43, 44, 4 💩5)Payne‏ @LamarPayne16 Mar 6
        Replying to @epicgamerninja @TheOnion @JoelHeyman

        Well after the judge Aluminates your metaling in this debate, you will be Tincarcerated! In the words of Michael Bolton: "Steel bars wrapped all around me"

        2 replies 2 retweets 44 likes
      6. skyler cameron‏ @epicgamerninja Mar 6
        Replying to @LamarPayne16 @TheOnion @JoelHeyman

        my brains shall always triumph over their bronze

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      7. Lamar(42, 43, 44, 4 💩5)Payne‏ @LamarPayne16 Mar 6
        Replying to @epicgamerninja @TheOnion @JoelHeyman

        pic.twitter.com/0s51CaCZMo

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      8. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Hayden Black‏ @haydenblack Mar 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gary Cohn's legacy: "I shot the tariff, but I did not shoot the white supremacy."

        30 replies 143 retweets 629 likes
      3. DaisyStableGeniusDuck‏ @eestesx3 Mar 6
        Replying to @haydenblack @TheOnion

        😂😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻. LOVE THIS!!

        2 replies 1 retweet 35 likes
      4. Hayden Black‏ @haydenblack Mar 6
        Replying to @eestesx3 @TheOnion

        🤪🤪

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      5. Ninja Anomynoush‏ @blacksoulsailor Mar 6
        Replying to @haydenblack @eestesx3 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/iRYY2wm6jg

        1 reply 1 retweet 17 likes
      6. Hayden Black‏ @haydenblack Mar 6
        Replying to @blacksoulsailor @eestesx3 @TheOnion

        🤪🤪

        0 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Peter Menchaca Blockchain‏ @petermenchaca Mar 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is gold.

        2 replies 2 retweets 85 likes
      3. Ninja Anomynoush‏ @blacksoulsailor Mar 6
        Replying to @petermenchaca @TheOnion

        No, it's aluminum...pic.twitter.com/hzdHVB9sox

        3 replies 7 retweets 133 likes
      4. 1 more reply
      1. New conversation
      2. Comfortably Smug‏ @ComfortablySmug Mar 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God damn

        5 replies 0 retweets 123 likes
      3.  🍁 🎃 Christi Says SHOW UP AND VOTE!!!!!  🎃 🍁‏ @BayouOwl Mar 6
        Replying to @ComfortablySmug @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/UmoOte5xIb

        1 reply 9 retweets 99 likes
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      2. Atticus Goldfinch‏ @AtticusGF Mar 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        cc: @jandersen

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Atticus Goldfinch‏ @AtticusGF Mar 6
        Replying to @AtticusGF @TheOnion @jandersen

        (I know you think people are downplaying the impact of trade wars, but I found this too hilarious to pass up)

        1 reply 1 retweet 21 likes
      4. Jesper‏ @jandersen Mar 6
        Replying to @AtticusGF @TheOnion

        It's a pretty good one! Hopefully we'll find time to fret about trade wars soon enough.

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. Not A Baby Czarnyz‏ @czarnyz Mar 6
        Replying to @jandersen @AtticusGF @TheOnion

        I think we can squeeze that in between 4:30 and 5 pm on Thursday. Lots of crises to cover.

        1 reply 2 retweets 20 likes
      6. No Alternative Facts‏ @Bluewaveiscomin Mar 6
        Replying to @czarnyz @jandersen and

        Het...it's 5 o'clock somewhere

        1 reply 1 retweet 11 likes
      7. VL Crain‏ @VLCrain57 Mar 6
        Replying to @Bluewaveiscomin @czarnyz and

        With this administration, it's 5:00 p.m. 24/7.

        2 replies 2 retweets 20 likes
      8. No Alternative Facts‏ @Bluewaveiscomin Mar 7
        Replying to @VLCrain57 @czarnyz and

        LOL! True

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      9. End of conversation

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