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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 6

    Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown https://trib.al/AlgMgNv pic.twitter.com/u6IbJ4cdFw

    2:36 PM - 6 Mar 2018
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    13 replies 181 retweets 1,176 likes
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      2. Zero‏ @sanayeon_2099 Mar 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Everyome is missing the point here lol

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      2. archbishop boo-gnini‏ @hanmariams Mar 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @maddie_sic sometimes i wonder if i'm gonna be stuck in tally forever like that guy was stuck in beautiful creatures

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      3. Madeline Sinclair‏ @maddie_sic Mar 7
        Replying to @hanmariams @TheOnion

        He is now staring in the Han Solo movie as Han Solo so maybe there is hope for you

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      1. L. Ron Howard‏ @LRondHoward Mar 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BloodyMariette

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      1. Nobody‏ @CathyCee68 Mar 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LMFAO!

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      1. Avanalist Jackson‏ @AVANALIST3 Mar 6
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        Thank you for writing that, it was a much needed dose of reality. 👏

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      1. Barton‏ @SamLavender86 Mar 6
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        Probably doesn’t even think about suicide very often. What sort of life is that anyway?

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      1. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 Mar 6
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        Looking at the wife, I would say he’s punching way above his weight.

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      1. Ellen Freyta‏ @EllenFreyta Mar 6
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        We the complex 🐝 Hive'n Just imagine. Look Out Mountain Mount Saint Helen's Bro's temper. May 1980 What he thinks Bullshit WAKE Him? Republic Ratified California. FREYTA GOLDpic.twitter.com/Znmi1teAlA

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      1. Jordana Redfern‏ @redfern_jordana Mar 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @AnneRiceAuthor

        This sounds like me in a nutshell. I live in the town I grew up in, I hang out with my high school friends but that’s going to change. I want to move to Paris France.

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Mar 6
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        Rich bastard laments, I should be so lucky!

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