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Wait. Did The Onion just post a 100% accurate headline?

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The word on the street is always truthful. The reactions are fake.
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This just in: Papadapolous forced to give up prized Jim Croce album.
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Now that is... hilarious! नमस्ते
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Stop with the factual reporting. I have to quadruple take every single time you do it.
@HalfOnionInABag is at least half as much more consistently Onion-like than you. And doesn’t break my head!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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It belongs in a museum!
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"Wu-Tang is for the children" is what I was told so hopefully they will now have access to the album.
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This is real news so that makes you fake fake news
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