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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 6

      A Timeline Of Gun Laws In America https://trib.al/CxGJF58 pic.twitter.com/WZNqIHFQKN

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 6

      In the wake of another mass shooting, this one at a high school in Parkland, FL, many Americans are demanding lawmakers address the nation’s firearm policies. The Onion presents a timeline of significant events in America’s gun law history. https://trib.al/CxGJF58 pic.twitter.com/hy4g7XWDUa

      9:51 AM - 6 Mar 2018
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      • arin Jared R This Guy Pierre-Simon Laplace Hazel Forrest Colin super sonnet boom Emma Jeffreys SusanFr
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        2. Ben Westen‏ @Ben_Westen Mar 6
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Makes me want to go buy more guns.

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
        3. spooky patrick lodestar ☭‏ @fivetenfag Mar 6
          Replying to @Ben_Westen @TheOnion

          No one cares paranoid weirdo.

          0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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        2. Samantha Pereira‏ @samwils999 Mar 6
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Kind of weak satire; beneath the office of the Onion! The second point isn't even a law, and the whole execution falls sadly flat 🙄

          2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        4. Samantha Pereira‏ @samwils999 Mar 6
          Replying to @ALS_III @TheOnion

          I don't know about that, I love the Onion but this just seems kind of half-ass (sorry Onion)

          2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        5. Vesuvius‏ @HireVesuvius Mar 6
          Replying to @samwils999 @ALS_III @TheOnion

          Yeah, I wasn't feeling this either and generally I love what they do.

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        1. Bill‏ @Cavaturaccioli Mar 6
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I’ll take these posts only as seriously as I do the others.

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        1. 20 million man March for freedom‏ @20millionmanMar Mar 8
          Replying to @TheOnion

          There wasn't many people in the early 1800s an most deaths were just buried your comparing apples an buffalo farts in death by murder then an now so let's be real America had what a million people then we got half billion now

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        1. Sarah M 🌷‏ @Reformedgrl Mar 7
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Nope.

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        1. GiveFoxBoops‏ @BlueyFaxt Mar 6
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Good job trump on doing fuck all.pic.twitter.com/F2BRWEDb0U

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        1. Marilyn Dayton‏ @sweetoldladytoo Mar 6
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          Also Sara Jane Moore, Charles Julius Guiteau, Lee Harvey Oswald, and John Wilkes Booth.

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        1. Jo Noname ❌‏ @jose_noname Mar 6
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Oh shit onion got more facts checkers than cnn who knew

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