I for one embrace our HyperPoop future.
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The flamethrower would not be safe with all the methane...
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Turdsla.
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After that, he is going to create a king size cheese spray
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Please tell me that's cake batter.
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chocolate cake batter, of course


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Not content with sending a rocket to Mars and a car to the asteroid belt, Elon tackles Uranus.
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My sewer line needs replaced. Can he start with replacing mine?
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Uhm... Did you just say that you want him to "lay the pipe"?


#sorrynotsorry#badjokespic.twitter.com/WDJNKixvR3
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Yeah. That rolling down hill thing has got to go.
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If only he could. U.S infrastructure is rotting. Sure was needed in Flint.
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He's all method.
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Half that story is actually true
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Damn, no article. Would've been nice to hear The Onion describe in full just how much shit covered Mr. Müsk.
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