In case of emergency break glass. Get ammo from Principal.
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First thing I thought too
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You should come to schools in England. Our teachers have trebuchet's...
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Please do an Onion story for "President outlaws satire stories, Onion switches to reporting actual news, public doesn't notice for several months"
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Oh gawd just the headline and pic made me snort
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ha! The reality of
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would have said the same thing to anyone. Prob didnt even look at ur profile or name. He said two words. “Mansplaining” is such a cringey phrase. Use something else.
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And Wallah, now you have an assault musket.
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It's not really deadly without a chainsaw bayonett tbh
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It clearly states muskets only in the constitution. Rules are rules.
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Just died laughing. Thank you
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Reality is much stranger than fiction these days.
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Awww, Athens Public Schools do get screwed over by Ohio's unconstitutional School Funding system....
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FINALLY a publication giving this idea the serious examination that it is due!
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