Has to be said.... it’s better than trying to fit all of Uranus in his mouth. Sorry, Twitter.
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Did he look at another god and say, "Hold my wine!" first?
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"Hold my kid's blood!"
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did god think it was the interstellar version of a tide pod?
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Well;
@TheTweetOfGod grow up will ya!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@crumbo_tungus this reminds me of u -
yeah i get that
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Hey God, if you're after another orange morsel for dessert...pic.twitter.com/imcfC0zAO8
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As one does
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God: "It looked like a giant Gobstopper."
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Bored Onion writers run out of good stuff.
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@PapaBirdJake@Hugoreloaded
Checkmate "Atheists" 

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used to do this with giant jawbreakers. So...why not try a planet
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The original Tide pod challenge!
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What are you trying to say? All I know is that, there is one God (ELOHIM) who creates heaven and earth and measures the heavens in span.
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