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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 5

    Hungover Guillermo Del Toro Panics After Realizing He Promised To Write New Movie For Everyone At Oscars After-Party https://trib.al/LJElUEW pic.twitter.com/LzpoEbQlPe

    11:32 AM - 5 Mar 2018
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    19 replies 758 retweets 4,314 likes
      1. Matthieu Guinebault‏ @Guinebow Mar 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Smells like @RealGDT spirit !pic.twitter.com/NpEhyC0r8x

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      1. dooppy Ⓥ‏ @Dooppy Mar 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He looks like a really healthy and alive Steve Bannon

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      1. Blandishmentbob‏ @Blandishmentbob Mar 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Taste of Water, The Smell of Water, The Color of Water, The Weight of Water, The Appearance of Water . . .

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      2. Chris Murphy  🐛‏ @cmurphy187 Mar 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why does he look like Steve bannon?

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Mar 5
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        There are a lot of fish in the sea...

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      2. Stephan Mothe‏ @StephanMothe Mar 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MaximoCarra

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      3. El Caparazón  💚‏ @MaximoCarra Mar 6
        Replying to @StephanMothe @TheOnion

        Tranquilo lamentablemente los proyectos se le caen de a dos. Fucking maestro. ¿la pudiste ver?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Stephan Mothe‏ @StephanMothe Mar 15
        Replying to @MaximoCarra

        Nop, vengo atrasado con las pelis. Cuando sale la próxima de Carra?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. El Caparazón  💚‏ @MaximoCarra Mar 15
        Replying to @StephanMothe

        Estoy en pre producción de un corto nuevo de hecho. Pronto mas info.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Vicky Donovan‏ @vdono146 Mar 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ....I'd be happy with a 2 hour TSoW porno?

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      2. Derek‏ @DeejDrake Mar 5
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        @ConMcBeezy

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      3. Connor McBride‏ @ConMcBeezy Mar 5
        Replying to @DeejDrake @TheOnion

        It’s like all my promises to you. Lol love it.

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      1. June Hathaway‏ @JuneHathaway Mar 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel you, bro.

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      1. Donna Rae Foran‏ @ForanRae Mar 6
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        Haven’t forgiven him for Crash yet.

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      1. Carlos G Mun‏ @BITmotion Mar 6
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        😂😂😂

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      1. DaRon Eschawn Mims‏ @d_holly_wood Mar 5
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        Lmao! Too funny.

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      1. michelle‏ @Serenesoul822 Mar 5
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        Overachiever

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