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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 4

    240 Killed In Stampede After Bucketful Of Oscars Just Dumped On Stage https://trib.al/D53FhmG pic.twitter.com/Bl6zfgc3xG

    8:50 PM - 4 Mar 2018
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      1. Simon‏ @restrepo_simon Mar 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In Memoriam is gonna be jam packed next year

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      1. Ruben‏ @AskRubenHow2Bet Mar 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thoughts & prayers 🙃

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      1. Scott Daugherty‏ @OldTimeHockey99 Mar 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's been reported that Oprah & Lena Dunham stomped at least 34 people to death while running with arms locked & side by side out of the Hollywood’s Dolby Theater.

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      1. Tony Bruno‏Verified account @TonyBrunoShow Mar 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Snopes already trying to fact check to confirm as real or fake

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      1. Leland Robinsonjr‏ @LelandRobinso10 Mar 5
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        That would be a dream come true

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      1. SomeCallMeLaz (BSc)‏ @SomeCallMeLaz Mar 5
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        How many did Meryl Streep escape with? Your intrepid reporter doesn't say...

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      1. Creepy  👻 Jeepy‏ @ScareQuotePro Mar 4
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        It's like the first 90 seconds of a Hunger Game.

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      1. SISYPHUS‏ @kobeSISYPHUS Mar 4
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        OMG!!! THIS IS TERRIBLE NEWS!!!!pic.twitter.com/ISKzwqdlFO

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      1. Dean Hepper‏ @DeanHepper Mar 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChrisPirillo

        Leonardo DiCraprio is dead? That’s amazing!

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      1. Robert K Morgan‏ @PelagiusRobert Mar 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank God that the death toll was only celebrities and/or the seat holders!

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      1. Wes‏ @Weszupp Mar 5
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        If only..

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      1. Max Charles‏ @shamusjack13 Mar 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is snopes going to fact check this??

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      1. drUnkin buNNy‏ @drunkintech007 Mar 5
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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Mar 4
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        "The Shining" moment at the Oscars. White people at thier best! The less aggressive wait to see who walks away injured to vulture an award.

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      1. Harcourt Fenton Mudd‏ @HFentonMudd Mar 4
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        Jack’s on Amy Adams, isn’t he???

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