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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 4

    Red Carpet Organizers Regret Only Renting One Porta Potty https://trib.al/g6B20F9 pic.twitter.com/55vmFm7a2W

    3:50 PM - 4 Mar 2018
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      2. Prof Pepys‏ @Dspepe1962David Mar 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @baseballcrank

        It’s Dr. Who’s Tardis!

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      3. Dan McLaughlin‏Verified account @baseballcrank Mar 4
        Replying to @Dspepe1962David @TheOnion

        Turdis

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      1. King of Darkness‏ @DarkJersey Mar 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @MacCocktail

        Surely ladies first 🤔

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      1. Greg Loper‏ @greg_loper Mar 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shoulda gotten a TARDIS instead #Doctorwho

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      1. McLovin‏ @CoffeeAndJazz Mar 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Going to need a lot more for what will come out of their mouths, ears and nose tonight.

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      1. Improv Nerd‏ @Improv_Nerd Mar 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This made us laugh before the Oscar's tonight.

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      1. Libertyman ❌ 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸‏ @NickRenesis Mar 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @baseballcrank

        Why the need for more than 1 porta potty? It’s perfect for the pro transgender Hollywood crowd. One potty fits all.😏

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      1. Matt E. Gottfried‏ @mattgo90 Mar 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        True story.

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      1. Empress of Universe‏ @Kthhigley1 Mar 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't know what the hold up could be...that one at least looks like it's a 2 holer.

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      1. Thomas W Scherzer‏ @Thomas_Scherzer Mar 5
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      1. me‏ @GlenBrown15 Mar 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Elder abuse. 😃

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      1. Tony Bruno‏Verified account @TonyBrunoShow Mar 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        yes, but it was protected by automatic weapons and rooftop snipers.

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      2. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Mar 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Novelty items should be given out to each guest. Remedy; gift bags containing samples. Remainders to be auctioned to fans for dna sampling.

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      3. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Mar 4
        Replying to @PeteyIsom @TheOnion

        Winners can submit stars sample and thier own steaming pile of self worth for dna comparison at my website http://blackholematch.com 

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      1. sergio bretas‏ @serbretas Mar 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @SergiusAugustus

        Parece essas surubas de Hollywood de que tanto falam. Será que cabe todo mundo lá dentro?

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      1. MicheleZeimes‏ @MicheleZeimes Mar 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        no problem..... it's bigger at the inside :-D

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      1. Gold N. Rules‏ @jamesbranch3 Mar 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @baseballcrank

        Hey @snopes check out this total fake news!

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      1. Data Fromstartrek‏ @go_csftitans Mar 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        George Clooney took a dump in a potted plant

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