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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 4

    MPAA Adds New Rating To Warn Audiences Of Films Not Based On Existing Works https://trib.al/uBV9avw pic.twitter.com/dnGYuAAKHw

    8:40 AM - 4 Mar 2018
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      1. frank e. bugaris iii‏ @frankbugarisiii Mar 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        nice thing is it will only be have to be used on approximately 4 movie per year.

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      2. Bob Bobbins‏ @BobBobbBobBobb Mar 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/FPUuLOS0vF

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      3. Elena Panova‏ @Xsathrie Mar 4
        Replying to @BobBobbBobBobb @TheOnion

        I don't know what this is, but it's oddly sexy

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      4. Bob Bobbins‏ @BobBobbBobBobb Mar 4
        Replying to @Xsathrie @TheOnion

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyzb-diZ3Ds …

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      5. Elena Panova‏ @Xsathrie Mar 4
        Replying to @BobBobbBobBobb @TheOnion

        Lol, thanks! 🙂

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      1. nanamused‏ @nanamused Mar 4
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        “Unfamiliar characters” :) *cosplay protesters outside of theater

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      1. Catherine Chisna‏ @catherinechisna Mar 4
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        Hahaha! There are too many remakes these days...

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      1. Bill Parks‏ @HemiBParks Mar 4
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        Too bad it will never get used

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      1. no me‏ @Alexpetal_YT Mar 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @pewdiepie needs this

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      1. Eli the K (but also with a Halloween reference)‏ @EliFromMN_DE_PA Mar 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Any truth to the rumor they they're also considering a rating of NP (based on existing works, but not the novel Push, by Sapphire)?

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      1. Ethan Crouch‏ @ethncrch Mar 4
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        @VitoGesualdi

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      1. Schmaniel‏ @Schmaniel Mar 4
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        so edgypic.twitter.com/ZNJULgG3uP

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      1. Christine Roy‏ @ccroy2001 Mar 4
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        I think in the Marvel universe people that create original content are the archvillans and ultimately get destroyed by cannon correct superheros

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      1. Rex Banner‏ @Inspectjavert Mar 4
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        I pray to God it'll never need to be used, those years with original content every year at the cinema were horrifying.

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      1. Jordan S‏ @JordanS1800 Mar 4
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        It might cause people to mostly watch O rated film like Matrixcali

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      1. Jason Schaefer‏ @JASMAN923 Mar 4
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        MPAA = RATE THIS MOVIE GREAT DOCUMENTARY ON WHAT A SHAM THE MPAA IS! WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PARENTS OF 1-18 YEAR OLDS INSTEAD THEY FOUND LOTS OF RELIGIOUS NON PARENTS AND GRANDMOTHERS THEY ALSO NOTED MPAA GIVING BOLD SUGGESTIONS TO FILM PRODUCERS WELL BEYOND THEIR ROLES!pic.twitter.com/he7UcyL0e7

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      1. Christien Murawski‏ @dingus_X Mar 4
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        At last our President's dream of a movie rating system is coming to fruition.

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