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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 3

    Popsicle Reintroduces Beloved 'Plain' Flavor https://trib.al/boDEL7p pic.twitter.com/zldIcR2utT

    7:04 PM - 3 Mar 2018
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    112 replies 1,427 retweets 7,001 likes
      1. FamousRob‏ @FamousRob Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/8isJdxMKrF

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      1. SR Naclyn Erick II‏ @NaclynE Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Person 1 "mmmmm yummy". Person 2 "what does it taste like?" Person 1 "plain".

        0 replies 1 retweet 15 likes
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      1. Rick‏ @ArtisticRick Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ice cube on a stick! Awesome!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
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      1. Jarrattc‏ @jarrattc Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Luxury, when I was younger we just sucked on twigs

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      1. Lando Shepherd, Jr.‏ @LandoShepherdJr Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This probably tastes like some khakis and orthopedic shoes.

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      1. thabojackson  ⚪‏ @thabojackson Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Vegan popsicles. These gluten free MFs are the business.pic.twitter.com/vbEkZdeOdx

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      2. blank‏ @sarahiscynical Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/kSXUQH0gMN

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      3. Yield2Yetis‏ @yield2yetis Mar 3
        Replying to @sarahiscynical @TheOnion

        How can someone look both evil and vacuous at the same time?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. blank‏ @sarahiscynical Mar 3
        Replying to @yield2yetis @TheOnion

        it's "unwitting" depravity

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. K‏ @PKelG Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/0MHYUH1Vka

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      2. sprklnld‏ @sprklnld Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I once made Popsicles using carbonated water because I was like - how awesome would it be to have fizzy Popsicles!!! But yeah. It doesn’t work that way. It was just ice.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. stephanie miller‏ @msm1ll3r Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Isn't that just ice ???pic.twitter.com/AJIlvNlO7Y

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. 7thAngel‏ @7th_Angel123 Mar 3
        Replying to @msm1ll3r @TheOnion

        Yeah, but they can make money off of this ice

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      2. Bob with Kirby‏ @PeterR2025 Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that actually would be pretty kick ass water flavored popsicle

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
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      1. G. Parker #JC4PM‏ @gparkeruk Mar 3
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        I was thinking of getting myself one of these as a Christmas treat, but the packaging is a bit ostentatious.

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      1. ͏Julie‏ @julie_somebody Mar 3
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        I don’t know why this made me laugh out loud.

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      1. I believe the women Coconut‏ @HistoryDavid Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @absrdNEWS

        mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...tastes like ice cubes.

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