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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 3

    Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Debating Between Hawaiian Luau- Or ‘X-Files’-Themed Wedding https://trib.al/3KMrhmk pic.twitter.com/atUS7A3pUt

    5:47 PM - 3 Mar 2018
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      2. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        X-files themed Luau. Nailed it.

        2 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. Killer Spookstar‏ @killer_kelpstar Mar 3
        Replying to @VIIStar_ @TheOnion

        This guy knows how to live

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      4. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ Mar 3
        Replying to @killer_kelpstar @TheOnion

        Sometimes you just don't have to choose! 😄

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Jaynie's Gotta Vote‏ @FreeGirlNowNYC Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So, Star Wars didn't make the short list?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Jolie‏ @Jolly4Saints Mar 3
        Replying to @FreeGirlNowNYC @TheOnion

        Ghostbusters theme didn't make the list?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Charlie Sunshine‏ @chadbecker777 Mar 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        X files all day. Not even a question.

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      1. Molly‏ @mollhickey Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @gretchensabich @mpiscetta

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      1. Bill Parks‏ @HemiBParks Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've already bought a tacky Hawaiian shirt to wear to the wedding, so if it's not a luau, then I'm going to have to decline my invitation

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      2. Princessa Soraya Billinge of Sicily of Savoia.‏ @SorayaSavoia Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Opps. Looks like Prince Harry's american half cast divorced girlfriend doesn't and will never have the purity of Princess Kate Middleton had towards Prince William.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Evkb‏ @you_r_here Mar 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I vote for Xfiles theme!! Lol

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      1. Desperately Mediocre‏ @dangblasted34 Mar 3
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        They compromised and did Lost.

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      1. Satoshi Revolution‏ @CATA_coin Mar 3
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      1. le pup‏ @thehund Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Evangelion themed wedding or don't even try.

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      1. Julie Daniel‏ @thejuliedaniel Mar 3
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        @royalweddingpod what’s your prediction

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      1. 𝕕𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖 ®️ ™️ ©️‏ @whynot4life Mar 3
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      2. Lalawethika Quanah‏ @NormalHorse Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How come no nudist wedding?

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      1. jennifer  🎃‏ @10miIestereo Mar 3

        it better be xfiles

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