Stories like this make me want to write for you guys so bad it HURTS
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I remember my granny's dying words, resonates to this day. As she settled into the bosom of god, she said, confidently, ' Have you ever seen a monkey with a hard on? ' I like to believe that she was imparting the essence of life.
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IDK, The Onion. I think our deathbed article wins. Nice try, though.https://www.thecolonnews.com/single-post/2018/03/02/WorstDeathbedConfessionalEver …
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I buried the family fortune under the . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Haven’t you guys done this one before?
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Never get married and have as much fun as you can, oh yea and save some money for the times you get fired from your jobs, or it's no drinks or cigarettes. Sage advice kid, it worked for me. lol
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They tweeted this last week.
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So what did he say? He said the gold was buried in...cough..cough.........
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