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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 3

    Report: Video Games Will Never Be Art https://trib.al/6e0O2ba pic.twitter.com/TDUaTJ4uWI

    11:22 AM - 3 Mar 2018
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    53 replies 300 retweets 1,138 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Grey‏ @bringerrs Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I understand you all are a satirical bunch, but have you played Knack 2?

        2 replies 1 retweet 46 likes
      3. Sacha 💚‏ @SachaHai Mar 3
        Replying to @bringerrs @TheOnion

        Well that game is a masterpiece it shouldn't even be compared to any other game

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      4. LazyZombietch‏ @Honest_Persona Mar 3
        Replying to @SachaHai @bringerrs @TheOnion

        KNACK 2 BEBYYYYY

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. Jakob 💉Mathiszig-Lee‏ @willtube4food Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You've gone too far Onion

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      1. Scare Logan  🎃 💀‏ @withchillies Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/z4xrnALOM7

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      1. Brenden‏ @brendenrosario1 Mar 3
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        pic.twitter.com/cFgTIWc7mf

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      2. FatePony‏ @TwiSparklePony Mar 3
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        pic.twitter.com/4Tb0BVYWju

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      3. ︽!Capitan✵Bark!︽‏ @Birds_WhatRThey Mar 3
        Replying to @TwiSparklePony @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/w9IMji58gI

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Tylo .;,;.‏ @tylo_m Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too far. Satire doesnt count when I'm angrypic.twitter.com/Fs97pWiTM7

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      1. Love, Chris‏ @kriss_j_w Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hush your wicked tongue, Onion News Network... ;) #LimboScreenshot #ShadowoftheColossusScreenshot

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      1. Minus Device‏ @MinusDevice Mar 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @gaialive

        I stick with Space Invaders, can't get enough ^^

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      1. Sigma‏ @PrometheanS1gma Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I was about to get pissed at this and then realized it was Onion lmfao

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      1. Taner Archibald‏ @archibald_taner Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What’s sad is that people actually still trivialize the industry

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      1. Who is Chris Cutts?‏ @RealChrisCutts Mar 3
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      1. Peter Gallagher‏ @HandsomePeteMN Mar 3
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        Even on low graphics settings, games can be beautiful on the inside ❤️

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      1.  🎃 D K  🎃‏ @theDiiKay Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        gamers will never recover

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      2. Random NPC‏ @nurumassage60 Mar 5
        Replying to @thistof @TheOnion

        It's a satire website

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      4. Random NPC‏ @nurumassage60 Mar 5
        Replying to @thistof @TheOnion

        I see what you did there

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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