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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 3

    Elon Musk Offering $1.2 Billion In Grants To Any Project That Promises To Make Him Feel Complete https://trib.al/VsUMYkq pic.twitter.com/zFNTpbc81a

    10:05 AM - 3 Mar 2018
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      2. Michael A. Louis‏ @Micha_Louis Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this supposed to be funny? My gut-feeling is: @elonmusk has a level of love that is incomprehensible for punks; a love for: - his children & family members; - all living things he wants to protect by his actions; - the Human Spirit itself he wants to spread through the Solsys.

        3 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. NatashaRM‏ @rm_natasha Mar 3
        Replying to @Micha_Louis @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Exactly. And he's loved and appreciated by millions. This post is malicious, not funny.

        2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Michael A. Louis‏ @Micha_Louis Mar 3
        Replying to @rm_natasha @TheOnion @elonmusk

        There are just people who can not do anything genuinely original, and whose overall success is based solely on parasitic free riding ...

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      5. NatashaRM‏ @rm_natasha Mar 3
        Replying to @Micha_Louis @TheOnion @elonmusk

        You're right. People like @elonmusk probably remind them of that fact. Hence the negativity. I personally can't imagine a man can be more complete than he is. People should look up to him instead of being mean. Yet, being mean is easier. 😉

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      6. Michael A. Louis‏ @Micha_Louis Mar 3
        Replying to @rm_natasha @TheOnion @elonmusk

        The world will not be the same in 10 years because of his actions. The expression: "the sky is the limit" will have to be re-phrased, because the sky will not be the limit anymore.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. NatashaRM‏ @rm_natasha Mar 3
        Replying to @Micha_Louis @TheOnion @elonmusk

        For Elon, it already isn't. I am so happy and privileged to be able to witness him making history and changing the world for better. May he live a very long, healthy and happy life!

        2 replies 2 retweets 4 likes
      8. Michael A. Louis‏ @Micha_Louis Mar 3
        Replying to @rm_natasha @TheOnion @elonmusk

        And about the issue: maybe true love can't be found in celebrity circles, but rather in a very humble, innocent person - a person one could meet anywhere, really...

        1 reply 2 retweets 2 likes
      9. NatashaRM‏ @rm_natasha Mar 3
        Replying to @Micha_Louis @TheOnion @elonmusk

        I love the fact he doesn't settle for less than he deserves. And he deserves so much. Guess it takes time but I believe in him. He is going to meet the one he deserves. And most probably, someone humble and scarred who would love him for him, not for money or fame.

        1 reply 2 retweets 2 likes
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      2. LiterallyTyping  💧‏ @TypingLiterally Mar 3
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      1. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel Mar 3
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      1. Prins‏ @Par4llax Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Make girls with cat ears please.

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      1. Every Vote Counts!!!  ⏰ ⏰ ⏰‏ @John_the_L Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I would have to stop a launching my car into space. The only thing better is watching it re-enter.

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      2. Mike‏ @tallboy66 Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey...for $100 million I'll call him every Saturday and take him out to lunch.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Joseph‏ @Joseph28212610 Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm not sure if this is fake or not

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      1. Connie P‏ @Conniepae Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I would like to see him move along an environmentally friendly renewable resource industrial revolution, using hemp. It could change the world.

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      1. Sugar Booger  🐶‏ @tommitom24 Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm giving away free hugs. Billion dollar donations accepted, however.

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      2. Anatoly Productions‏ @anatolyprod Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Elon Musk will never feel full

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