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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 3

    Local Goose Finally Lands Spot At Tip Of ‘V’ https://trib.al/CLGzjDc pic.twitter.com/1nx0RLAvRc

    7:31 AM - 3 Mar 2018
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    21 replies 334 retweets 2,152 likes
      1. CoffeeNTrees‏ @CoffeeNTrees Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Doping

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      1. Mike‏ @SuchBeerWow Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No longer the wingman.

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      1. Kimberly‏ @TookLady Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @zachminers

        Slow news day?

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      2. SofaKing‏ @SofaKing_RS Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's the most labourous position sadly

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      3. Laura Duhan-Kaplan‏ @OnSophiaStreet Mar 3
        Replying to @SofaKing_RS @TheOnion

        Yes, agreed. Only the bravest volunteers fly there.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. JOYCE KOTNIK‏ @Joyce8NNLV Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who decides that anyway😂

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      3. Damon‏ @Badmotherrucker Mar 3
        Replying to @Joyce8NNLV @TheOnion

        They take turns. The goose in front fights the wind while the others draft. (Like auto racing) when the lead goose tires, a rested goose takes the lead while the tired one falls back to ride the draft.

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Area hunter yells, first to fly, first to die! It was a short lived honor.

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      1. t20211811‏ @t20211811 Mar 3
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        Tip of the chevron.

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      1. WitE‏ @WIT_N_PoliTICS Mar 3
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        Barely, lol.

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      1. David Young‏ @David_J_Young Mar 3
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        Congratulations Mr Honkers!

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      1. Captain Kirk‏ @4QLiberals Mar 5
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        That's my goose.

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      1. PA‏ @PaMars21 Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actually from sighting to pulling the trigger favors the goose at the tip of the V.

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      1. PA‏ @PaMars21 Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey! If you are not the goose at the tip of the V, the view is pretty much the same all the time. Quack.

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      1. ♡ pumpkin girl ♡‏ @pplcallmejosie Mar 3
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        @birdsarentreal

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      1. Mandaliet‏ @teiladnam Mar 3
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        Local to where? The sky?

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      1. things with shapes‏ @royale_wthcheez Mar 3
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        @snopes Have you fact-checked this yet?

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      1. Damon‏ @Badmotherrucker Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes! I made it! I finally made... shit, there’s a lot of wind resistance up here. No one told me this would be so much work. Fuck it, I’m going to the back again.

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