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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 2

    Courageous Man Overcomes Woman’s Body Language To Continue Hitting On Her https://trib.al/T4wqAel pic.twitter.com/ugUcyej4Mq

    6:06 PM - 2 Mar 2018
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      1. Caroline Jones Carrick‏ @JonesCarrick Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too real onion, too real 😂

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      1. Michael Glass‏ @RantiveMike Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gotta power through, kid.

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      2. Adam = #1 Black Crowes Fan‏ @adamthompson4u Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        how dare you glorify sexual assault, onion tribune... delete this now

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Ryan Quattro‏ @forzaquattro77 Mar 2
        Replying to @adamthompson4u @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Mrd1L8G7Yz

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Adam = #1 Black Crowes Fan‏ @adamthompson4u Mar 2
        Replying to @forzaquattro77 @TheOnion

        haven’t you been paying attention lately? this kind of behavior is sexual assault now. very irresponsible reporting by the onion tribune.

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Alex 'I don't care for these new Nazis' Hardison‏ @euchrid Mar 2
        Replying to @adamthompson4u @forzaquattro77 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/AiZ63QIMNe

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      6. Adam = #1 Black Crowes Fan‏ @adamthompson4u Mar 2
        Replying to @euchrid @forzaquattro77 @TheOnion

        you hadn’t heard? all over the press.

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      1. Brendon‏ @3662brendon Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You should really mark this one as satire.

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      2. Debra 🐬‏ @TreichelDebra Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @badjerry_1

        Sounds like sexual harrassment to me. Drive her out of having a quiet cocktail to herself, or preventing her from meeting someone she might be interested in. He wasn't brave, he was a bully!

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Chicken Joe rated Fx by the NRA‏ @chickyjoey1 Mar 3
        Replying to @TreichelDebra @TheOnion @badjerry_1

        Satire

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lucky man envisions expensive divorce over a lackluster lay, lol

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      1. mikayla moya‏ @mmikrib Mar 4
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        hahahahahahah

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      1. Marcvs Critorivs‏ @marcvscritorivs Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Satire. the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. synonyms: mockery · ridicule · derision · scorn · caricature · irony · sarcasm

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      1. Sazzy d gr8‏ @saswatsprakash Mar 2
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        God da*n the dude. Overcoming strange hurdles throughout the journey of getting a girl.

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      1. Michael Johnson‏ @MikesPieHole Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is he a Trump?

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      1. maddison twatter, PhD.‏ @caitbridgeman Mar 2
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        @Howard_D_Nutz

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      1. Esme Pendergast‏ @EsmePendergast Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This would be funnier if there weren't so many guys out there thinking, 'I'm being heroic. Good to know.'

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      1. tetteh marlöw‏ @barneytotos Mar 2
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        perseverance, my friends!!!!

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