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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 2

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    "Liking" or commenting on this post contributes jackshit to our bottom line.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/969621896097607685 …

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    Report: We Don’t Make Any Money If You Don’t Click The Fucking Link https://trib.al/FMhL4pm  pic.twitter.com/9tQeT8YXOx
    5:35 PM - 2 Mar 2018
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      1. (((Anon WH Official)))‏ @CopyDan Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #ThoughtsAndPrayers

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      1. Arthur D. Schupbach‏ @artyds Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "At press time, sources added that, in all likelihood, you had merely enjoyed seeing this headline on Facebook or Twitter and probably weren’t even reading this fucking article."

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      2. broken‏ @0_Break_Away_0 Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can anyone summarize? I’m too lazy to read it..

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. vin‏ @Grapevin_e Mar 2
        Replying to @0_Break_Away_0 @ExplicitNeed @TheOnion

        Like bad. Click good.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Jacob Alperin-Sheriff‏ @DemocraticLuntz Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thoughts and prayers

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      1. hoist by our own dotard‏ @jiminypickles Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        thats weird, my bottom line doesn't increase when people comment or like my tweets either. do you think we should contact twitter about it? maybe it's happening to other people too

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      1. Papa Bravo‏ @JasonGardner780 Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good to know! Made sure to like and comment on this story.

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      2. Daniel Barragues‏ @Barraguesh Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bottom line would have been "You won't believe what clicking here does!" So try harder the next time. This is thoughts and prayers level...

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Drew Judd‏ @DrewJudd2 Mar 2
        Replying to @Barraguesh @TheOnion

        I feel like this comment is slightly unappreciated

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. some other Kelly‏ @kma2718 Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I would like to contribute two (2) jackshits please.

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      1. Diet Politics‏ @dietpolitics Mar 2
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        It contributes to ours.https://dietpolitics.com/2018/03/investors-panic-trump-president/ …

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      1. Jazmin Iracheta‏ @Jazmin_Iracheta Mar 3
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        It would be helpful if the links worked.pic.twitter.com/TU1p17VZps

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      1. hcanehbird‏ @hcanehbird Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What post should we like or comment on then? So vague.

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      1. Richard Thomas‏ @R_E_Thomas Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I make a point of clicking ads.pic.twitter.com/vkVEgRekFj

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      1. ToweringGoose‏ @ToweringGoose Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I clicked it, baby ❤️

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      1. Rich Danielson‏ @richdanielson Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How do the authors of the “free” books advertised on the article make any money? Do you share with them?pic.twitter.com/bQhNHwCHm6

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      1. Caroline Hennessy‏ @CMHennessy Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What if I use the "I don't like this tweet" feature, huh?

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      1. Jeremy Skrdlant‏ @jeremy_Skrdlant Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I would like to contribute but you know.. stuff

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      1. Nightmare on Gak Street  😴 🔥 🤠 🔥 😱 ☠️‏ @Gaknar Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've been http://told.my  comments are gold

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