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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 2

    Nation Not Sure How Many Ex-Trump Staffers It Can Safely Reabsorb https://trib.al/4GmFYiL pic.twitter.com/ORcBDyIvp8

    12:56 PM - 2 Mar 2018
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    • Vote November 6th or Die kyle 🎉 littlemiao Dana DeBanks Fa Raz Big Bad Bloodydamn. Laura Pump up the jam The Indeterminator🌹
    43 replies 622 retweets 2,167 likes
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      2. J.D. Douglass‏ @Blackwater52 Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let's build a #wall around them.

        1 reply 1 retweet 11 likes
      3. David Long‏ @gawdmail Mar 2
        Replying to @Blackwater52 @TheOnion

        Good idea. I mean, when the WH sends its people, they're not sending their best.

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      4. David Massengill‏ @dlm198 Mar 2
        Replying to @gawdmail @Blackwater52 @TheOnion

        Do they have any bests?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. David Long‏ @gawdmail Mar 2
        Replying to @dlm198 @Blackwater52 @TheOnion

        Well, "best" is relative.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. J.D. Douglass‏ @Blackwater52 Mar 2
        Replying to @gawdmail @dlm198 @TheOnion

        Best becomes an alternative fact. Usually, with ordinal data, ranking matters, i.e. best to worst, but with #Trump grey scales and sliding are involved.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. David Long‏ @gawdmail Mar 2
        Replying to @Blackwater52 @dlm198 @TheOnion

        So maybe we grade them on a Bell Curve?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. J.D. Douglass‏ @Blackwater52 Mar 2
        Replying to @gawdmail @dlm198 @TheOnion

        #Trump would commandeer it and thereby ring his own bell.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Michael Steele‏ @5thstreet315 Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They can get clean coal jobs, right?

        0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
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      2. iceberg21‏ @iceberg171 Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've already lost track of how many people left the White House.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. gremlinbone‏ @kentonagbone Mar 2
        Replying to @iceberg171 @TheOnion

        So has the Whitehouse

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Doug Roling‏ @DougRoling1 Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It would make a must see reality show if you put them in a house to live together!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. St. Fidgeta‏ @saintfidgeta Mar 2
        Replying to @DougRoling1 @TheOnion

        They WERE in a house together... The show played out in the news daily.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1.  🌱Janet 🌿‏ @OldGibsonND Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And everyone of them are wandering around with the nations top secrets to sell to the highest bidder.

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      2. Berry‏ @WeWillBerryYou Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought we needed people willing to go on a one-way trip to Mars...... .@elonmusk 😏

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Skeptic‏ @abqralph Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fortunately, many of them will be headed to prison rather than the labor pool.

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      1. Terry Smith‏ @owg6973 Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm sorry about their suffering but we can't let all these former WH staffers keep taking jobs from loyal Americans.

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      1. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna Mar 2
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        Guantanamo is still open.

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