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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 2

    Report: We Don’t Make Any Money If You Don’t Click The Fucking Link https://trib.al/FMhL4pm pic.twitter.com/9tQeT8YXOx

    9:14 AM - 2 Mar 2018
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    325 replies 3,645 retweets 16,150 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. MACHINA_BOY‏ @machina_boy Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I clicked it. I read it. I saved the onion.

        9 replies 6 retweets 583 likes
      3. gods&guns‏ @godsEguns Mar 2
        Replying to @machina_boy @TheOnion

        We are heroes.

        2 replies 1 retweet 77 likes
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      2. Aphonsa Reli‏ @airbrushfumes Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion has consistently been funny as long as the internet has been around. Back when people forwarded stupid jokes, The Onion was the only thing funny then.

        1 reply 0 retweets 120 likes
      3. Rosie Biggles‏ @BigglesRosie Mar 2
        Replying to @airbrushfumes @TheOnion

        The Onion was funny on paper in 1996 too 😍

        1 reply 0 retweets 78 likes
      4. Barbara UNITE THE FAMILIES‏ @barbara_honer Aug 28
        Replying to @BigglesRosie @airbrushfumes @TheOnion

        The Onion was funny when a dumb congressmen used it as a source in a congressional hearing.

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      5. oh hi mark‏ @therealjose5 Sep 5
        Replying to @barbara_honer @BigglesRosie and

        When? How?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Barbara UNITE THE FAMILIES‏ @barbara_honer Sep 6
        Replying to @therealjose5 @BigglesRosie and

        http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/.../congressman-falls...onion.../332189 …

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Funnily enough we dont get any money if we do click the link.

        2 replies 0 retweets 77 likes
      3. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Mar 2
        Replying to @Rob_Z_Tobor @TheOnion

        I'm being rebellious tonight.

        0 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Unit076‏ @Unit076 Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "sources added that, in all likelihood, you had merely enjoyed seeing this headline on Facebook or Twitter and probably weren’t even reading this fucking article." Jokes on you, I clicked and read it -- with the adblocker on!

        1 reply 3 retweets 171 likes
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      2. Satoshi Revolution‏ @CATA_coin Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/t9hVM12unr

        1 reply 2 retweets 83 likes
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      1. Just Katfysh‏ @TheKatfysh Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Clicked link, read article, and then white-listed in ad-blocker. I expect an accolade.

        0 replies 0 retweets 65 likes
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      2. Harry Pujols‏ @harrypujols Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The ad is too damn slow to load, so don’t blame me.pic.twitter.com/q30kxMtPJH

        4 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. gods&guns‏ @godsEguns Mar 2
        Replying to @harrypujols @TheOnion

        I had to wait for the ad to load too. Not even sure what they were selling after it loaded.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Definitely Not Banksy’s Ghost because halloween?‏ @def_not_banksy Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How much are you willing to pay me to save you, onion?

        0 replies 0 retweets 35 likes
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